Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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Fortuitous 0
That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.
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Fortuitous 0
That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
it was probably Santa from the other FML. you've probably been bad and santas broke.
xstaticdelta 6
Santa dont leave no message
soiheardyoufaile 4
Santa only leaves crumbs in his leave I'm afraid, this is simon cowell all over :p
Doopliss01 0
Whahahahaha
unidentified_sta 5
Regardless of how you make your living everyone is a critic.
lag96 7
true
SynchronicityII 0
Depending on how bad your singing is, the advice may have been worth it.
pamelax3 6
At least the thief was honest about your singing! :D
Autoshot 9
Yea.. atleast you were insulted during the robbery...
spade1997 0
#5 fail
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Doortje 30
Yeah, like almost every candidate on these stupid so called "talent"shows.
DakotaCat 4
After robbing you, Simon Cowell dressed up as Santa Claus & and went to rob the next house..
Filitov 0
Everyone's a critic, don't you know?
zp5 4
you- *singing a song* thief- *trying to get the hell out of there*
nocanhaz 4
*Me- sitting at home reading about how op sings badly, and how a thief told them about it.
worldclass 0
All they took was random show articles? clearly an inside job.
worldclass 0
SHOWER* oops.