Anonymous
Australia
Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Mike
Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
paywithpoop
United States
Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
xobeachbabi428ox
United States
Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
The Voice
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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albinorhino 0
well that shit musta been worth it huh...
Kervik 0
"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.
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Comments (104)
danis_fml 12
this is like the shortest fml I've seen exept the one about Micheal Jackson dieing lol
BryanColectsPeny 0
haha thats the funniest thing ive ever heard
JennaD 0
Its probably lucky that you were in a locked room though, as crappy (no pun intended =P) as that is, just in case they were armed - you may have been hurt if theyd seen you.
JennaD 0
Hahahahahahahahaha! Hilarious.
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Shit can be the best weapons sometimes.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
bahaha. UGHGGUHGGUGGHUGHGUG *plop*
ActionManly 11
Today, I was robbing a house, and the owner had no good stuff downstairs. Then, I didn't rob any expensive stuff from upstairs since it smelt like SHIT. FML.
OhJenni 0
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! U poor thing that is so sad hahahaha
Evan_R_D 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA this is my FAVORITE FML i've ever SEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FYL DUDE OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
riplikethat 0
This is hilarious. I was reading one boring FML after another when this golden poo came up on the list..