Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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Comments (302)
FlyingWhisps 5
Time to do some recycling up there
WaylonD 4
Wash that nasty, smelly, infected shit bitch! Or just let it go and see if the race of creatures living there can survive and prosper on their own!
charlieohcharlie 12
#116 That was completely uncalled for. Most of the non-venereal infections a woman can get there have nothing to do with bad hygiene, on the contrary, many women will wash themselves using soap, which disturbs the natural PH balance of the ****** and may be a cause of infection.
iliketurdles 7
I second that motion.
LuckyStar86 0
Why couldn't he/she have just said you have a yeast infection?
Babsipoodles 0
It just means your PH balance is off and you should take care of it before you get a yeast infection.
sydie5 12
Ecosystem? I didn't know your ****** was a habitat for living creatures.
RedPillSucks 33
He was probably trying to be humorous and failed miserably.
wildman1056 7
Maybe you need some "second opinions."
faith94m 5
I wasn't aware we were supposed to be maintaining an ecosystem in our vaginas...
utterdebauchery 7
It means: Clean yourself you slob.