Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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DjeePee 25
Just wash your private parts daily, and only use water that isn't cold or hot. No soap. And it is preferable to don't use any of all those special chemic vajayaysoap.
kaykay20 0
Well unscented soap is a better alternative to scented soap just make sure to wash all the soap away and dry throughly but even with that a person could still be prone.
sarahbear430 0
Actually, she was correct with "no soap". Vaginas don't actually need to be washed, they're self-cleansing. But if you must wash it, use cetaphil, cuz it is soap-free.
kaykay20 0
I mean on the outside such as the lips and the area around the ******** and pelvic area which gets quite dirty throughout the day and doesn't clean itself. Didn't mean actually putting soap into the vaginal opening.
sailoroftheseas 7
sounds like a cheap porno
SystemofaBlink41 27
A kinky porno at that...
jaredofmo 22
Ask him for the English translation.
KindaFunnyRight 8
Send Al Gore in there to make a frighten video of what will happen to your "Ecosystem" in the future *insert inconvenient truth pun here*
Torva_fml 16
Stupid.
FYLDeep 26
It's called Blue Waffle Syndrome.
nightfire2258 24
That's disgusting
CryMoreFMLs 15
Yet somehow funny... I'm gonna go hit myself now...
x_xSublime 0
Vaginal reconstruction? Sounds.... painful....
perdix 31
You just need a series of injections of probiotics. Let me give you my number...
Enslaved 38
Line up ladies! Perdix is not a Gynecologist but he will still take a look. (:
perdix 31
Dr. perdix . . . at your cervix.
coltsrock37 15
Zing Zap Zoom! PERDIX SCORESSSSS
RedPillSucks 33
:) priceless! He's not a real doctor, but he stained the sheets at a Holiday Inn once.
mparsons233 3
Too much pollution
Zookslacker905 3
Lol that is funny, wander what you've been doing down there
bwidet 6
that's not creepy at aaalllll o_o