Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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kaykay20 0
Sounds like you have a overgrowth of bad bacteria. Unscented soaps, no skin tight jeans, and cotton underwear should help preventing it from happening again. Yogurt with live cultures and cranberry should help get things back to normal naturally.
kaykay20 0
Also don't douche it washes away the good bacteria as well as the bad. The ****** can clean itself out so best not to use it since flushing it out leaves you prone to infections.
taserlase 2
SVS-- Stinky ****** Syndrome
Tmoney20 3
Only thing that comes to mind is .......eeeewwwwwww gross !
ibestef 1
its become a jungle down there!
Calyx_fml 22
One flagella gooood. No flagella baaaaaad.
ih82bl8 2
You checked to make sure he had a medical license right!?
sushi_face 4
It's called a yeast infection. Stop trying to pretty it up and change your panties. Or stop wearing tight af pants. Or... You could try to shower. That usually helps get rid of the cottage cheese discharge. Good luck!
Kill_Kayt 5
Its not a yeast infection. The doctor would just say that. In this case is the exact opposite. Not enough yeast.. very hard to deal with...
hateevryone 15
what the hell?
laurenXD 1
Seems like you need to move in some different organisms if you get what I mean...
alanmacabre 2
It means that you have a week to live.