Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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Comments (302)
sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
fanceh 10
Your ****** is so big, it has an ecosystem in it? O.o
slick5880 22
You're just ****** up on the inside, where it counts. :)
Blackmail111 9
Bob the builder can we fix it? Nope you're ******
JEnglish89 1
You could be in a porno... Any hidden cameras?
DryHumor 4
How about I reconstruct your ****** with my..
EwanSmith 2
i could lease out some scaffolding to you?
alival 12
Well um I hope they rebalance it and the reconstruction goes well?
JayJ17 7
Well...start reconstructing!
LexiMariee16 0
And not in the good way..
pancakerocks 1
is it only me who thought of "teeth" after reading this? scary...
pyromania21 0
maybe that's his way of saying shave that shit it looks like an animal
h00l1gan 5
BAT CAVE! Dunununununu batman
Humpyourleg 0
Blue waffle much?
zinoxity 23
It means her ****** up? That makes no sense, #1.
mduffy08 8
44 - the guy without a shirt would say that...
TrollololSlayer 3
Hey there's a taco bell in here!
Angelice_fml 0
*you're.
changesinme 0
Gotta read up on that yin and yang stuff, gotta balance it y'know
LadyClarik 8
You'd better find someone to help you Feng Shui that shit. Stat.
nava1210 12
Do NOT go to google and type in "blue waffles"!!!!!!!
sarahlovesyewxD 8
seriously, DON'T DO IT!!! We're trying to save you. IT'S DISGUSTING!!!
spy1729 8
wtf
Bradley_Dillon 39
it means she has a dirty ******.
ImDB8 0
First
kcircuses 1
no, no you're not
lexex1 4
Just leave...and don't ever come back.
clcbjj31 0
You sir, are a tool.
ArcadePie 10
Who me?
ArcadePie 10
Can i be a hammer?
clcbjj31 0
That was supposed to be to the guy who posted "first".
me_gusta_eso 1
You sir, are not funny.
DioMaledica 14
You sir are misleading .giving me false hopes of cake their was no cake no matter how far I scrolled.
The_Troller 14
Wow way to take my cake joke! Lol jk I changed my profile now anyway
n0obpr0 4
wondering what have you been doing oO
jacquesromualdez 12
Hmm in out motion maybe?
dulayole 6
Clean that muff
leogirl95 12
Too much foliage?
AlexanderSilver 0
Maybe she introduced an invasive species.
mduffy08 8
It's a whole new world in your pants.
22cute 17
God! It means she needs to eat more yogurt and veggies, less meat & processed foods. Come on people! I really hate it when Dr's talk about the female system like it's some abstract nonhuman phenomenon like this - or like plumbing. Gimme a break! Op go find a woman gyn so you actually get real information and respect. And tell your gyn he needs to come to terms with his own sexuality and stop screwing up patients heads.
Tdevonner 0
How do you know its not female gyn?
mauk 0
Its those damn Brazilians clear-cutting! They're messing up the ecosystem up in there!
me_gusta_eso 1
*black girl voice* Means yo shit fuuuuuuuucked up!
me_gusta_eso 1
Giggity.
wouter320 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
yeah, with birds and stuff, you know?
kirsty1551 3
no.
me_gusta_eso 1
They're comments like these make FML an unhappy place.
MyPerspective 4
Fail.
DocBastard 40
Much like your comment.
CryMoreFMLs 15
5 Your perspective is a terrible one. Maaaybe you should get one that doesn't suck? Hmm?
npnptracking 7
What??
lionlvr 9
I don't really think there's a way to do that..
rayrayray23 1
Ok Dr. Loser.
lionlvr 9
Ok how am I Dr. Loser? All I said that I didnt think there was a way to do whatever. BIG WOOPDEDOO.
ohmandapants 17
...you can pretty much do anything with a scalpel. You've never heard of vaginal reconstruction surgery?
NotDave 0
I think you guys should look up "ecosystem" before you assume one should be in a ******.
ohmandapants 17
Ecosystem: A biological community of interacting organisms and their physical environment. Yeah. One should be in a ******. Maybe you should look up vaginal ecosystem.
lilpowers 3
Um I don't think a lot of people have.
zeddeiram 0
-headdesk-
RoperGirl203 9
Lol am I the only person laugh at the fact this comment has 69 down votes?
jePomme 0
****** reconstruction? Sounds like... fun...
markrs 0
Now open wide and we'll begin the process ;)
zeddeiram 0
It's called plastic surgery. I would normally insult you, but if you make comments on THE INTERNET like "I don't think there's a way to do that..." then gtfo. Because on the internet, everything is possible.
HondaKidd 5
164 I would normally insult you. But instead i'mgoing to insult you. Your a jamoke
chelseaaababyyy 17
i think 164's comment was meant for the comment below. either way he should still chill out.
Jimster1712 0
Sounds exacty like the intro of a **** scene
sheethapins 13
164 Plastic surgery is possible on the Internet? ... Shall we go download us some lyposuctions and boob jobs? Maybe a face lift so we can all have perm-a-grins? Hell, anything's possible on the Internet.
jePomme 0
Actually, 216, I believe it might have been for the comment above because the one below is about Herpes.
starsfan_9 7
Remember when that used to just be called herpes...
markrs 0
Mr. Owl, how many dicks does it take to reconstruct my ******? Let's find out. 1...2...3............The world may never know...
j_cat187 20
You just perverted my childhood memories
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
gerfy1 0
Lol
jessesgirl14 16
I knew al gore was on to something when he made that damn movie!! He just didn't go deep enough to explain that it totally ***** up a girls' ecosystem! If he would have mentioned that- maybe people would've taken him more seriously... Lmao
BayleeWasHere 1
HAHA!
clcbjj31 0
"I have an ecosystem in my ******?" Lead with that question.
sarahbear430 0
Yes, you do indeed have an ecosystem in your ******. What on earth has happened to reproductive education?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It's an ecosystem of bacteria. OP might have a yeast infection, in which yeast overgrows and overrides the good bacteria in the ******. I agree that we need to improve sex education, because I don't remember this being mentioned in my school in America.
clcbjj31 0
I never gave it much thought. Lady parts are mysterious.
sambyrdPF 4
You look like John C. Riley.?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
They're only mysterious because not many people take the proper time to learn about them.
clcbjj31 0
-150. My hair isn't curly and I'm much better looking. Sideburns maybe. -152. Math and physics are my strong suits. Biology is not.
docscientist 10
Luckily, you don't need to be strong in biology to understand the concept shrooms mentioned.
Ray_of_midnight 23
What happened to reproductive education? Two words: "Abstinence only." :-(
Kill_Kayt 5
@96 Yeast IS the good bacteria. Besides the doctor would just say that. It sounds like the OP doesn't have ENOUGH yeast. This will cause the other bacteria to overwhelm the yeast creating.. Bacterial Vaginosis. Which is mainly characterized by a very strong FISH order. It is very hard to get rid of, and once you have it you're prone to repeat infections.
moonmonkeyman 6
Because u never get it? 113
ddlovatolover 23
Or the pH in her ****** is too high or too low, disrupting the balance of OP's ecosystem.