Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
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love2bu 0
wow.....sucks to be you
1800getalife 0
lucky there was no mace involved
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love2bu 0
wow.....sucks to be you
lolpwntdumass 0
lmfao
TrekkieGirl 0
This is why being a good samaritan just never seems to pay off....lol!
fml2lie2 0
how can i comment on my iphone?
beer01 0
fml2lie -- there's a curved arrow pointing to the left. click on that and it'll let you comment.
emilypwnsyourmom 0
well I was gonna say you obviously figured out how to comment if you commented on this..but then I realized that you can comment from a computer..fail XD
JKfusion 0
shouldve ran away with it
tayyy16 0
I don't get this post
jayhv 0
wow
Lolcopterplz 0
lol fyl lmfao
fitzgerald21 0
funny wunny
TheChampagneBoi 5
happens to alot of people
nabee26 15
Well that's why you should've asked "who me?" I would've!
BC215 0
haha that's funny
omnistryder 0
I agree... that's funny
e_pi_i_plus1 0
wow, that sucks...
AVainAttempt 0
agreed
lolpwntdumass 0
now I get it lol
NUMBER23LEBRON 0
she told her husband to hold the purse
joshua7 0
wow fail
TheDaveCA 1
And? it's a big world, stupid pointless-to-mention events happen more than once
1800getalife 0
lucky there was no mace involved
cherrypieguy 0
first
sixpackripped 0
what's a queqe?
mycool101 0
It's a line, smart one.
zingg1898 0
dictionary.com
Freeze_fml 17
You're such a stereotype.
jensterz 0
I <3 yur abs, but they are probably FAKIES!!!!!
Shystai 0
Mine aren't fake
jensterz 0
sure u can say that
kukitheaf 0
ooh im gonna get a pic of a random guys abs and set it as my pic so ppl can comment and i can brag :D
Malinkrot 3
if you have to try to impress random people over the internet then you probably have a really sad and pathetic life
jensterz 0
=win
tycubs 0
have u not caught on that these are all 12 year old dorks in which have no friends at school so they live a popular life thru fml. omg I'm first to comment I'm sooo cool. try bragging about that at school. even ur 3rd grade classmates will make fun of u. shirtless dude, istead of posing in a mirror all day to try and block ur face out of ur self photo, try and grow pubes. maybe then some girl will give u ur first kiss. we'll work on a bj...god knows ur not there yet
sixpackripped 0
no their not fake lol y would I put a pic of fake abs after all the work I did 2 get them like this lol
Shystai 0
Because people are jealous and immature. I'm also 19 whoever said I'm twelve. And there are my abs. Grow up you twitty little girl. Go work out and then you can say something, until then; keep your mouth shut. Thanks, appreciate it
tycubs 0
I'm actually swole. I can't believe I said that. I feel like a fag just saying that. can't imagine posting a pic of my abs. I'd fir sure know I'm a loser then. trying to impress 12 year old fml girls. u two shirtless queens should meet. compare abs, chat about all the cool posts u made on fml that day. compare your one inch peckers. match made in heaven!
Shystai 0
Wow. Your probably someones b***. Don't start Internet fights you idiot. The guy above me has a fKe pic. It's on the first page of images. And you most likely made a comment about gay guts comparing Dinkers probably symbolizes that you've already done and expiremented with boys. Then moved on to your grandmother. Get a life, twit.
ZleveL 0
what's a twit? it sounds british
Freeze_fml 17
Real men wear boxers, not briefs.
Shystai 0
Briefs rule :)
Austino713 0
agreed but u cant just have the abs u gotta have cool clothes and a cool job lots of work bein cool like me lol
PottentialFML 0
tycubs, obviously they are insecure and have low esteem so they put pictures of their abs on fml to make themselves feel like people actually like them.
Nsnlover 0
I love you! Marry me! ;)
Shainax3 0
Shystai Ur abs itS Sexziii!!! u shuld put up a pixc of Ur Face --> Op Ur lifee SuCks
iliart_iliart 0
Anyone else realise that Shystai's pic is actually of Chritiano Ronaldo?
Foxracingluver 0
u shouldve told her u were just trying to help... this isn't an fml .. more like an accident or misunderstanding
realsiq 0
stealing her shopping? right...
BeeSkwaird 0
Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Shopping bag? Shopping llama? Shopping bitch? Shopping rabbit's foot? What on earth is the missing worrrd...????
Jrook 0
lol well if this is a repeat I'm sure it could ne coincedence, I immagine this type of thing happens with some regularity
camsham86 0
How is this an FML? Maybe if you at the end of this thrilling tale, you were arrested...otherwise, this is just a boring misunderstanding.
RyanKaufman 7
You sir, fail. Most FMLs are misunderstandings. And it's REALLY awkward not to mention not their fault, and getting arrested is kind've a bad thing to... well everyone.