Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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Altie 13
It means you gotta get laid
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Well... it is. She talks like a politician but whatever; it's on you to find a gynecologist you're in sync with (...within the parameters of your healthcare provider -.-). Anyway, she's saying your "shit's ****** up", and it's time to treat it with medical science. Get on it!
2012kicksass 0
It's called your nasty....why not try bathing more and ******* less...just sayin...
Tdevonner 0
Ugghhh ur so dumb yet mean...why? This problem occurs more in females who bathe too often and to indepth than it does to dirty ******. Its even found commonly in Infants/children whose parents try n do special "extra gentle" vag washes wiping away half if their ecosystem angering the village people
ultimateme_fml 1
I heard that in a movie last night
reenaj 4
Your whole body is covered in microbial ecosystems, actually! There are about a thousand to ten thousand bacteria per square centimeter of your body surface, except for your armpits and groin, where there are about a million per square centimeter. Those millions of bacteria in your ****** are good and healthy and are supposed to be there, in certain proportions. These good bacteria protect you because other, bad bacteria that could infect you down there would have to compete with them for resources (e.g. the tasty chemicals in your vaginal mucosa that they use for food) in order to "get a leg in" to the ecosystem. When conditions (such as pH) aren't right there, living conditions become less ideal for the good bacteria, and it's easier for the bad bacteria to grow. "Reconstructing" the ecosystem means fixing the conditions so that the right bacteria grow back in the right quantities.
diidiimi 10
We should launch an expedition... Take some samples, examine the native fauna, map the terrain. If we like the area we might be able to open your ****** for settlement.
Okayitwasme 0
Just post a little note: Under Reconstruction. Expect Delays, please use Express way.
reenaj 4
(Or, more plainly put, an ecosystem is a set of interacting populations of organisms, and the populations of good bacteria that are in everyone's ****** satisfies that definition) Bacteria are awesome.
meggy32410 0
Lmao these is great
Tahmer 0
Ecosystem in MY ******?