Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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Comments (302)
jaff23 11
ask him what he means. I don't think fml will give you guidance on that
Mach10 0
Vaginosis FTL. Douches are a bad thing--the wet kind as well as the Jersey Shore type. Avoid sex, don't wash with soap(fresh water only!) 100% cotton granny undies, and sleep commando. Then sit down and ask yourself how a male knows more about feminine health than you.
Darklord53 0
That's what you get for using bananas and cucumbers.
Tdevonner 0
I cant even read anymore of these comments...not counting the ones intending to be purely in good fun, i cant believe you guys are that dumb...no they are not talking about vaginoplasty/pexy, and no yeast isnt good. Yeast is a biproduct of an inbalance of normal bacterial. BV is a fluctuation in pH
Mach10 0
Man in glass house should cast no stones. Get some education before running your mouth, wouldya? Normal vaginal micro flora consists primarily of lactobacillus bacteria and various candida (yeast) species, especially c. Albicans. Yeast is ubiquitous on the human body. Candidiasis is an overpopulation of yeast that has nothing to do with pH--except as a symptom caused by outcompeting lactobacillus. Less lactic acid produced from the metabolism of glycerine means higher ph. Bacterial Vaginosis is caused by an infection of Gardnerella Vaginalis bacteria. If you read the name "Bacterial Vaginosis" closely, you'll note how it talks about BACTERIA, not pH.
dubstepfreak123 0
Go have sex with a huge dick!!! That'll reconstruct you:)
KiddNYC1O 22
Damn, nature, you scary!
ihavebrokenshoes 0
so start reconstructing.
SILVERSTAR_6 17
An ecosystem In a ******? Interesting...
wordbigbird 0
It sounds like you have alot of learning to do my friend
cybermolly10 7
Make sure you wash with a soap that doesn't have antibiotics, like Ivory Pure.
fogrunner 13
People do that?!?!?!?!?!?! :O ............... :O XD
fogrunner 13
(... do they wash with soap that DOES have antibiotics, I mean... :p )
chels1994 11
maybe you should have asked what that meant at the time it happened, not on FML