Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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Comments (302)
alival 12
Um u need work done down there probably is what shes trying to say. But she do a very good job explaining it
duhWINNING2_fml 9
Don't let guys start plowing the rainforest or it'll just get worse.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your pH is probably isn't balanced, which can cause infections.
arealwarrior 0
Ha fail!
tomahto 0
Just means you have a yeast infection.
JAB2010 1
Blue waffle?
xxtb0 0
means yo naaasty.
stefx0xwallace 6
Ummm yeast infection much!!
josiemorehouse 12
Sorry, OP but I'm loving these responses!! LOL. For the unfriendly/unbalanced 'ecosystem', add a 4 oz serving of yogurt to your diet daily, or take an acidophilus supplement. It'll balance out the environment.
kaykay20 0
The yogurt needs to be the sugarless with live cultures to work effectively. Plain Greek yogurt is a great choice.
loserman67 36
"Hi, Bob Vila here for This Old ******. Today we're going to reconstruct this old ****** from the inside out. We'll begin with a good cleaning, then we'll tear out the uterine walls, replace the fallopian tubes and install a brand new cervix. Then we're going to move outside, trimming the bushes and giving it some real curb appeal, so stay tuned...." I'd watch that show, sponsored by Massengill and Pepperridge Farms!