Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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Sighwonder 0
why would you put it in the cereal man?!
morgan_5230 0
Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D
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Comments (122)
morgan_5230 0
Oh noooo! Maybe you shouldn't put it in Fruit Loops...? Or go dumpster diving, there may still be time! :D
AnaMaree 0
How about you be a man and propose in person? YDI!
jessrose321 0
Yeah what kinda girl likes waking up in the morning and finding a ring in her fruit loops? Come on. No offense, but it's kinda lame... she might think your not tough enough to ask her in person...
quarty165 0
Yeah, I'm pretty sure if I found an engagement ring in my morning cereal, I would just be really confused. I'm not sure I would even assume my boyfriend placed it there. Really, what did you expect? For her to call you and be like, "Is this your engagement ring?" I hope you find the ring and manage to purpose to her in person - and avoid food in general next time.
TooBored13 0
Cereal expires? Goodbye 1999 Costco pallet of cheerios. Damn, I thought I never had to buy cereal again.
Sighwonder 0
why would you put it in the cereal man?!
MagicMeds 0
Cause Froot Loops are romantic duh
Chuck1993 0
Yeaaah, it was a bit random, in the cereal. Maybe if you'd made her breakfast in bed, and made it a bit more obvious?
Rota 0
YDI. These FML's are getting repetative.
obesemaurice 0
if your reading them so much that theyre getting repetitive then stop reading them and get a life? btw OP cereal? really? why would you think she would find it in there? what if she ate it? YDI for being dumb about something as important as a proposal
Erniesduck123 0
Calm the f*ck down. They are getting repetitive. Telling people to get a life is so elementary school. You would think that people would learn if you are going to do something like put an expensive ring or present in an everyday object, you shouldn't let it out of your site, especially if it can be thrown away.
Thanitos 0
Lives are over rated.
kthaxbye1004 0
WIN ^^^
urbanlover 3
Froot Loops? Hmm...romantic.
TheTruth1428 0
exactly what I was thinking. Really shitty way to do it OP. FYL for it being tossed, but YDI for thinking up such a crappy way. If it was so precious, it should have gone from your hands to hers, not into a random box unsupervised.
Blabloop_Fishie 0
What is it with everyone hiding proposal rings in food? That's ******* disgusting, not romantic! Just image what happens if she bit on it, she might bite a tooth out and the ring would definitely have bite marks on it. Let's not mention what would be if she didn't notice and swallowed it... I'm a girl btw
averagexbecca 0
I would love to have it put in my Froot Loops. No joke. Especially if it was fiber-free, which is impossible to find these days. I loveeeeee that shit
Ketsuhime 0
YDI for putting it in Froot Loops. Ew.
X0XyentroucX0X 0
...maybe next time give it to her single handedly...i mean putting in fruit loops would ruin the ring wat if she swallowed it or something
paks7 0
putting it in fruit loops would ruin the ring? wrong what kind of ring do you have? the kind from a 50 cent game?
FerrariCake 2
It was pretty expensive, wasn't it? I'm guessing so, because the price of a ring tends to be inversely proportional to how stupid the places are that people put them. And seriously... she must not eat Fruit Loops all that often if the cereal actually expired. If you're that stupid, please do your part for society and do not have kids. Our species cannot afford to have your genes passed to the next generation.
bio18 1
you mean directly proportional, not inversely... if you're that stupid, please do your part for society and do not have kids. our species cannot afford to have your genes passed to the next generation. don't be so harsh to the poor guy.