Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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Comments (302)
Xquisite1 28
Bad choice of words, it simply means that your Ph levels are unbalanced which in turn causes a yeast infection or BV. It's not STD related and it doesn't mean your dirty. This can be caused from being "too clean" actually; such as from douching, it strips away all the good bacteria down there. This also occurs when females take an antibiotic for an illness. They kill all the good stuff as well.
lebronsucks 3
You sir are a genius
EddiE_CN 8
This
babyzann 0
Er, it doesn't necessarily comes with antibiotics... Humidity and dampness can also be the cause?....
sarahbear430 0
All sorts of stuff can be the cause. Treatments include washing with a soap-free cleanser (such as cetaphil), not wearing panties to bed, only wearing cotton panties, and taking probiotics. There are also prescription medications to treat it, as well.
jessicadarcyd 4
Very well said.
alycion 39
Some people just have a yeast overload in their body. There are diets to help with that. Doctors need to learn how to just give the info and stop trying to be cute about shit.
ardencred 7
It means her cooch stank n she needs to wash it
Deanna05 2
With antibiotics it's not that it kills everything, it's that all the bacteria might not have completely exited your system. That's why the doctor and pharmacist always tell you to drink plenty of water. It helps wash away anything that might get left behind in the urinary tract.
DrMaverickRanger 4
Um no...the antibiotics actually kill your normal flora, the first line of defense of your body, causing overgrowth of opportunistics (like vaginal candidiasis (thrush)) Bacterial vaginosis is something different though, it's a ph imbalance which causes a change in the normal flora of the ****** and a funky discharge...
SlyTail 5
Perhaps the predators are over balancing the prey.
poppaof6 0
Don't worry. You can profit from a vaginal ecosystem. Try growing crops down there. Or maybe he means your pubes are too long and you have corn rows.
sfagirl_fml 0
How does this happen?
sarahbear430 0
In plain and simple terms: your yeast over grows your bacteria, or your bacteria over grows your yeast. There's a wealth of info of you google "yeast infection" or "BV" :)
colabobo 5
Oh no global warming is happening in your va jayjay. Everyone run!
kriegs444 5
Uhm what?
Monkeysmommy1 0
It means you have a dirty pussy. Try bathing regularly.
ProhibitionRose 14
It's actually (usually) from being too clean.
LadyGore 12
Your blonde, that explains it.
hayleegirl 0
That sucks maybe you should do some reconstructing....
crazyturtlelover 0
I agree!!
iammenotyoi 4
He means that you need pussy surgery.