Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor to see if she could check a lump in my vagina. She pushed the lump and asked, "Does this make you want to use the bathroom for a number 2?" I said yes. Turns out, it’s hard poop pushing against my intestines and the outside vagina wall. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been telling my entire family I need surgery on my "Labia" instead of my "Labrum". I went from needing shoulder surgery to needing vagina surgery with one group text. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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sugarandspice33 0
Means your ****** up
sakforduc 0
Damn global warming ruining your ecosystem.
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Comments (302)
slick5880 22
It will be fine. You don't need sex. Granted everyone else does, just not you.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Well then, 156, if you hang around here there will always be someone to fill you in on the details.
Threepac 1
Someone likes it rough
vitaldisplay 0
It's not like ur going to have sex with someone
trippyshitt 1
That just... wasn't funny. Your humor sucks, man.
pancakerocks 1
^agreed
missamazinggg 12
OP could have a very fulfilling sex life.
ilovebigtimerush 0
I don't know who you are, but everything you comment on is very rude. Your not funny, your a jackass.
The_Troller 14
Maybe this "ecosystem" is messed up BECAUSE she was having lots of sex. More than you, that's for sure.
ms_YoungMula 8
****** reconstruction? Do you need a permit for that?
LaDeFreakinDa 4
Yes. And probably rights to the air space.
mymonolife 0
I think you do.
Chazzasaurus 5
Haha this is a great statement
shemademedoit 20
isn't it a commission?
77777771 12
May I ask what exactly is wrong with it?
x_xSublime 0
Her vaginal ecosystem is unbalanced, and needs some reconstruction.
x_xSublime 0
... and *she* needs...
ColtsDoug18 0
Yes, the population of seamen is horribly unbalanced. He needs to restore it back with some "reconstruction"
ColtsDoug18 0
Yes, the population of seamen is horribly unbalanced. He needs to restore it back with some "reconstruction"
DalekScythe 0
it's girl...
dontsmokecrack 1
Boo!
rayrayray23 1
I d g i
RawrNom 0
maybe he's implying she's a **** due to over population of semen or the doc wants to sleep with her cause it's not enough semen? I have no idea. >< maybe s/he just has bad jokes?
rattusrattus 19
He just means you need to smear yoghurt on it.
x_xSublime 0
That's not always the case. Yogurt would replace the bad bacteria, like if she was taking antibiotics then she would need to eat plenty of yogurt, but she could be low on good bacteria, in which case 'smearing' yogurt on her ****** would just make things worse.
screamo_neve 12
No, use mayonnaise.
rattusrattus 19
Yeah... I know its a bad idea. Dammit, I need to remember the sarcasm tags.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
62, Yogurt is definitely not "bad" bacteria. The bacteria in yogurt are healthy. Antibiotics kill bad bacteria along with the good bacteria, so replacing them with yogurt is a good idea. It wouldn't make sense to replace the "bad" bacteria you took the antibiotics to get rid of in the first place. Either way, all the bacteria are needed, the trick is to just have the right bakance. So much misinformation.
Tdevonner 0
Are you effing retarded...yogurt adds good bacteria...l. Bacillussterothermophillus...im sure I effed uo the spelling but it sounds something like that...eat/insert yogurt if you have taken antibiotics but only plain sugar free no carbs or else it gets worse.
brenkite 5
It's only eating if she has "lower teeth".
BunnySlippers 6
Sorry, OP. guess that means your ****** is messed up
21jason 9
He's just lying so you'll let him **** you..
21jason 9
But seriously that does suck..sorry op