Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
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guitarbeast 22
Troll grandma strikes again. Have fun seeing her face on every naked girls face you ever see.
Shrouds 14
Do your **** hang low, do they wobble to and fro.
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Comments (115)
KirstenZ 6
At least she was cool about you watching **** and didn't make it a big deal.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Does no one on FML have a lock on their door? YDI for not locking it! If your door doesn't have a lock, FYL, but still, why would you be watching **** when your grandma was there? Or why would you be watching it when people in other parts of the house were awake? Everyone knows the best time to watch **** is when everyone is either asleep or gone. :D
twiztedone 19
The only locks in my place are the bathrooms, front and backdoors.
Satoaoi 13
thats what locks are for
twiztedone 19
At least your grandma's cool about it and didn't go all bible thumping of you and have a heart attack!
coffeebrownie 3
this story sounds unreal to me
Happyweezer 3
On the bright side it wasn't granny ****.. Now THAT would have been awkward
awaydoggy 8
why the hell YOU are scared of life？u ain't got ****！
Dexter741 5
Atleast you didnt ejaculate and kill your granny...
ShananaginsLOL 13
Gaghghggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!! Bleh
sesor 7
Lmao