Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
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guitarbeast 22
Troll grandma strikes again. Have fun seeing her face on every naked girls face you ever see.
Shrouds 14
Do your **** hang low, do they wobble to and fro.
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Comments (115)
guitarbeast 22
Troll grandma strikes again. Have fun seeing her face on every naked girls face you ever see.
buddy51 23
...and her withered sagging breasts too!!
FastidiousPear 6
I know right?! You better get a girlfriend OP, 'cause **** = ruined forever.
XxDevilxXGt 26
There's always the option to forget it like it never happened, but I guess that's just me. It's not like OP's grandma showed him her ****.
Brandonep 13
80-good luck unimagining something as disgusting as that.
ScaughtieHolden 11
None of you have ever heard of repressed memories?
Coolada 15
Old people are people too...
billyz77 24
Yeah we are! Well, some of us are. Then there's old people like my Uncle John. He was born in 1907 and still has never driven a car. He thinks if he starts driving now he would forget how to walk. True story, but has nothing to to with this FML. Uncle John isn't the only old guy with mental problems, is he? Sorry.
billyz77 24
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zandalee 20
You sound like a nice man Billy. Hope you feel better soon.
fleeper 13
Billy, I read your bio and I got kind of emotional... Get well soon!
Kingbreezy04 10
I agree Billy that bio was tough to read. For you to be in good spirits about your condition is an inspiration. Just shows myself and everybody else that whatever your going through it's not that bad. Your positive attitude is infectious.
Shrouds 14
Do your **** hang low, do they wobble to and fro.
missyj0 12
can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
sisterjameela 7
Can you throw them over your shoulder, Like a continental soldier, Do your **** hang low!
hawright 13
Ha ha, 33, your pic fits perfectly with the FML.
Rainbow_Magic 8
C-c-combo Breaker!!
Baybiiie 11
#3 do they shine in the light, do they go over your shoulder....
raesos91 26
master debater? not anymore!
sens3sfailing 25
how the **** is debating even relevant? I know you are trying to use a common pun, but the pun doesnt even work here...
_shakalaka_ 9
He/she is talking about the op's name.
raesos91 26
#17, I take it you're not a master debater either?
alexsam_fml 10
I read OP's name as masturbator :P
ManInTheMachine 20
That was the point, 68. Holy shit, when did FMLers get so dense?
UsernameHere234 13
^ thats what its supposed to be.
Feared 9
Broccoli!
Kaykay2565 9
You won a math debate? Not anymore!
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Hey at least she didn't freak out. Like all good grandparents do, they talk about their history
Moep20 24
My thoughts exactly! I think her reaction was awesome. She did not try to embarrass you, next time just lock your door or wait until nobody is home.
raesos91 26
Granny: "you know how much a box of condoms cost back in the day?" OP: "no, how much?" Granny: "I dunno, we never used them."
billyz77 24
My grandma turns 105 this year and she would have sat down and watched it with you. Still spry as an eighty-year-old is my Grandma Jo.
RedPillSucks 33
Not helping. I can imagine her masturbating with OP and moaning at the appropriate times. Time to become a celibate priest.
mb2_native 15
Who said anything about masturbating, believe it or not, some people watch it just like any other show and make comments about what they do in the movie
laden_swallow09 35
57- I can attest to that.
RedPillSucks 33
@57 OPs name is Master Debater
mb2_native 15
Then he might've been debating whether to ********** or not before his grandmother walked in.
gc327072 31
Owned by Granny. But you could've debated about the accuracy of her claim, since you're the "master debater." huehahahueha
gc327072 31
Where the hell was I even going with that comment? Meh.
Javee 17
"HUE haha"? You have a colourful laugh.
gc327072 31
I was going off of that viral picture of that little Sims boy with the sunken head that's captioned HUEHAHAHUEHAHA
SmittyJA24 26
If you haven't seen "Granny" in your **** before... you will NOW!!
LennyComa 39
Best Grandmother ever.
J08J 20
YDI for watching ****
MsSoulReaper 27
I would agree if he was at his grandmother's house.
alliegraywords 13
Grandma rocks!