Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I messed up by forgetting that reflections on glasses can make a private experience VERY public. I only this realized after my mom asked what I was looking at; she definitely saw a lot more dick than she would have liked. I feel like such a perv. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
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alwaysalady 0
I saw my 14 year old brother looking at ****. He did not see me. Later, I cornered him in his room and said, "You know when girls get boobs they turn black and blue like bruises?" and he said," No they don't they're white!" And then he know he had been caught. And I took his allowance, and a six pack of pepsi to not tell our mother.
Pop_and_Pixels 0
Everyone's saying minimize, but whenever I minimize a window when my roommate walks in, she just asks what I'm hiding.
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Comments (41)
Pop_and_Pixels 0
Everyone's saying minimize, but whenever I minimize a window when my roommate walks in, she just asks what I'm hiding.
rawrkira 3
Exactly, it's too obvious. My parents always get assume I'm hiding something.
kofinater 3
I always have another tab like espn, so i can hit control tab real quick
xXNerrrdXx 16
Try out Alt+Tab instead of minimizing :p
KingAdrock 16
Sounds like your roommate is an asshole.
Haelous 0
Shut your door when you look at **** so they knock or at least you have a buffer time to minimize while they open it. @7 You're embarrassed to show your roomate ****, or are they offended by it or something? I'm unsure I could live with someone who would have that much of a problem with it.
alwaysalady 0
I saw my 14 year old brother looking at ****. He did not see me. Later, I cornered him in his room and said, "You know when girls get boobs they turn black and blue like bruises?" and he said," No they don't they're white!" And then he know he had been caught. And I took his allowance, and a six pack of pepsi to not tell our mother.
EricDC 0
damn blackmail? just let the kid watch ****
quazimozart 19
Then you're a douchy sibling
wardzacxx 6
nigga let yo brother fap like damn
KrazyKatz333 15
Why would your mum care?
daemon0o 0
ANTIGLARE on your glasses will fix that problem!
rxxk 0
Obvious solution? Watch **** without your glasses. You might lose the addiction too.
greenearth 0
obvious solution, don't watch **** in the first place :)
Stay_beautiful 0
lol @ #7 lmfao
xoLoveox 0
lol #7 all you need to do is F11!!!!!!! but this is so hilarious
xander2347 0
F11 will make it bigger, dumbass
C0okieMonster 0
DUDE!!! Don't feel bad about that!! I swear the SAME EXACT thing happened to me!! Your not the only one man... just make sure you have two tabs next time you do it ;). Eat a cookie so you can forget about it!! =o Cookie!
jvazquez 0
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,dude !!! that's bad luck :P