Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
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guitarbeast 22
Troll grandma strikes again. Have fun seeing her face on every naked girls face you ever see.
Shrouds 14
Do your **** hang low, do they wobble to and fro.
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Comments (115)
Jessiegirl122 7
Just wait until her head pops up on one of the characters' bodies!
SnoochBoochie 14
You shouldn't jerk while your grandma is over. YDI. I can't wait to hear about how you intend to learn other simple life lessons.
The_F3rris 11
Like locking the door when jerking for example. I thought that was rule #1.
gemmadaws 3
Your granny must of has tons of action on her day in every position hammered from pillar to post
asb818 14
Ummm...no.
slking1987 9
Don't hate because grandma didn't have as much problems getting laid as you seem to since you're just fapping it.
sig4life 18
Ever hear of a lock? YDI On the flip side, you Grandma is awesome. Priceless comment from her. Are you hacking her account?
bReLiNg 18
Maybe you should've asked for her to make you some cookies while she was in.
eaglerob 20
Granny ****, 2013 is your year, buddy!
Enslaved 38
Tell your granny that you're sorry your parent, aunts and uncles destroyed her perky little boobies. My mom blamed me for her stretch marks.): I cried.
RedPillSucks 33
You should have replied that you are responsible for her big boobs as well.
Enslaved 38
Can't. Small breast run in my family. Even after they all have kiddies. :P
perdix 31
#48, oh, I'll bet you that yours are just fine. Don't watch **** and think those people are normal, they are freaks. I see all those guys with 8-11" cocks and that makes me feel bad. I'm so ashamed of my 15-incher!
Enslaved 38
*Sings Led Zeppelin -- "The Lemon Song"* Never claimed to be ashamed of my small breast. :P Gratefully there are plenty of ass men out in the world.
dieselwrench4 4
right on!
RedPillSucks 33
The new answer to "Do these pants make my butt look big" "Oh Yes, thank God!!!"
Dcm210 19
Ydi lock the door
onorexveritas 24
she totally did that on purpose xD You go grandma! that's reality...