Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Love is love
Today, my friend, who is gay, announced that he's getting married. I implored him to not invite my parents and (especially) my grandma, for reasons that I'm sure you can figure out, but he did anyway. Long story short, he's inconsolable. What excellent parents I have. FML
Unbelievable
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
The gays
Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
The last to know
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Congratulations
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Grudge
Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Top comments
Tarlachia 33
"I despise alcoholics, but I'll still take what I want from your estate when you die."
RjSwegMaster 7
Tell her not to come
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Comments (143)
DanCastellaneta 17
Damn. I wish the best for you and your partner.
zharks1010 18
Don't invite her there.
Roskie 16
But... But freedom of speech! /s
itisasher 9
god. no. just. why? I mean it's OK if she doesn't like it but at someone's wedding she should shut her motuh. also she runs to risk of making a sence.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@51, Freedom of speech is not an excuse to be a dick. The OP's grandma has the right to say whatever she wants but the OP's right to live his life the way he wants to, without being accosted, far outweighs grandma's right to say whatever her bigoted mind comes up with. I feel bad for everyone in your life if you think bigotry is just an opinion... nobody deserves to be told they're despised because they love someone.
Astrum14 24
Freedom of speech only applies to the government punishing you. If you get disowned by your family for being homophobic, well, sucks to be you, but you shouldn't be a dick.
em_iweird 26
Homophobia is the fear or hatred of homosexuals
BSnapZ 21
Sarcasm guys. #51 was being sarcastic.
phaelnb 26
I feel for you #51, seems noone noticed the "/s" to emphasize the sarcasm.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Ah, apologies if #51 was indeed being sarcastic. It's too often people pull the "freedom of speech" card when trying to defend being an asshole, so I have a spiel ready to shoot off whenever I see it. Sorry again!
BrotherPhil 35
or invite her and sit her right up the front, where she can't avoid seeing how much you and your husband - to - be love each other, and can't act out because she is where _everybody_ can see her.
RjSwegMaster 7
Tell her not to come
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
I wish the older generations would respect and understand that there's nothing wrong with being gay.
DanCastellaneta 17
Yes, maybe we should understand that being homosexual has only been legitimately accepted within the last 25 years. But still, what OP's grandma said is ******* rude.
immaloser95 28
When my grandparents were younger, they didn't even know there was such a thing as homosexuality. It's such a foreign concept for older generations, but that's still no excuse for your grandma to condone your happiness.
kinky44 28
@16 . . .to *not condone. And I agree.
Sariasprincy 7
Everyone suspected my great grandmother was gay. And she was a crabby old lady because she couldn't be with another woman lol
Anonymous_the1st 8
I think that you should understand that if you were gay back when she was a child growing up, you'd be beaten by your parents, beaten by classmates, and beaten by priests.
Lily_Rain77 25
Just because society is wrong is not an excuse to be intolerant
Ang3lofd3ath167 18
You realize it's still the same today... Don't you..?
jdude8897 4
I wish people would realize it's really not a big issue and stop getting offended when someone says something negative towards them. Everyone has an opinion and you can't change it. Just change how you react.
Stonerworld 9
everything is wrong with being gay.. but I do respect it I won't judge anyone for being gay I just dont agree
Aimeejasmine 15
How can you say you respect people who are homosexual yet say everything about them is wrong? Don't be asshole keep those comments to yourself
Tarlachia 33
"I despise alcoholics, but I'll still take what I want from your estate when you die."
just_dorky_me 22
I need to be able to thumb this up more!
lovethatstach 18
best comment ever #5
sterling1113 15
Tell her if she wants to be a bitter, rude drunk she can do that just fine by herself. Don't let her rain on your special day. :)
winniethebitch 19
Give her non alcoholic beverages :-)
Georgia0p 17
Tell her you despise homophobes and uninvite her
DanCastellaneta 17
HELL YES!
smackaroonial 20
Homophobe means you're afraid of homosexuals. I doubt she cowers in fear when a homosexual is around. Arachnophobia doesn't mean you hate spiders, it means you have a paralyzing fear of them.
mikbrooke 25
#27 dictionary.com homophobic : an unreasing fear of OR antipathy towards homosexuals & homosexuality.
Purexinsanity 46
#27 maybe in the literal sense but the word is used to describe those who do not agree with or hate same-gender relationships
VeganVampyre 27
Actually, #27, the definition of 'phobia' is an extreme fear OR hatred of whatever you have the phobia of. So yes, arachnophobia could mean that you really hate spiders, and yes, homophobia is an accurate term for someone who hates gay people.
tipsyone 22
She is entitled to her opinion though and there are some scientists who have discovered that there is something "wrong" with gay people. Most ppl here will probably down vote me but just speaking out the truth.
Jonathan Riedel 10
I agree, but that isn't a reason to not tolerate them.
xluciferx666 21
She clearly does not respect you or your soon to be husband and will probably bring a lot of negativity to what is supposed to be the best day of your life. Add booze to that is a recipe for disaster I would politely un invite her but good luck OP and congrats
chef4money 12
I was thinking the same thing. I hope she doesn't get drunk and ruin the wedding/reception. Her not being there would probably be the best option and I can't imagine anyone blaming you if you didn't let her come.