Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML
Today, my ultra-conservative aunt got rip-roaring drunk at a family barbecue and told everyone that I'm a "raging homosexual" with a lack a moral compass, all because I kissed a male friend at a high school party about 20 years ago. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML
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c8750 2
OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.
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Tasanasanta 0
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Looks like your grandma knows how to crash a wedding
c8750 2
Not grandma, aunt
Tasanasanta 0
Eye kan weed gud XD
Sazzers 0
Way to read no-read!
c8750 2
What about weed? LOL
swimmerstud 7
and it's not crashing if she wasnt invited
xShannonxSammyx 7
Wait, if she wasn't invited, doesn't that mean she WAS crashing?
spanelli 16
Apparently she was invited if the OP didn't kick her out. Then again, he's probably nicer than I am.
ClickMyPicture 0
Lol, grandma...
zkchild 0
What a bitch but she's probably right.
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.
Somemadbloke1 1
agreed
kikibisweet 0
Auntie knows best
breberry304 27
I'm guessing he invited her because she's family and it's not like her thinking that he's gay is a reason to hate her...
c8750 2
OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband
TkAfinator 0
^ win
Zya_fml 8
hahaha, 4 = ^win
c8750 2
WTF???
machiko_fml 0
If she didn't believe you in the first place then why did you invite her? She still doesn't believe you.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Because she's family. You need to invite family to your wedding.
coderedz 0
not always
machiko_fml 0
Who cares if she's family?
BloodyHeel 8
Apparently it is compulsory to invite your family. According to Shannon. And Shannon knows everything.
amazinggbaby 2
Well since she's family and she and OP didn't seem to be on bad terms until the wedding, she would have probably been offended if she wasn't invited. She probably did believe he was straight until she got drunk and took his joke seriously.
yumsugarr 8
awww, man. hopefully everyone noticed she was drunk!?
CaptSkippy 9
edit your info or some creeper will stalk you
Garytt 0
too late
amerwin 3
She needs to be put in her place. Plant one of your big floppy ****** in her purse, and then run around shaking it in front of everyone saying, "hey look, auntie can fit 12 inches! That's 3 more than me!"
xShannonxSammyx 7
You're married, have fun.
mintcar 10
Ugh, drunk people. Why would you go to a wedding and get completely intoxicated? It makes you look incredibly foolish. I'm sorry your aunt acted the way she did.
sweet_candy_ 17
My cousin had open bar it went really bad.
love0128 5
This isn't about you. Just saying...
Bubbelz 25
Well, I once bought a crab salad and it tasted great, very much like fish salad.