Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML
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xluciferx666 21
Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up
sorryheadphones 26
She must be barking mad to think that
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sorryheadphones 26
She must be barking mad to think that
friedpwnadge 25
I guess your day has gone to the dogs.
gm1beanzz 14
These were some bad puns.
Teyros 24
Seeing as we're making bad puns we can say her laughter was born in the dog house
Jason89 16
afterwards she is gonna HOWL from this
xluciferx666 21
Well maybe you should start barking and see if she tells the neighbors dog to shut up
Stephencharis 14
that will make a good experiment....
sterling1113 15
Sounds like she made you.. barking-mad. Sorry I'll see myself out now
cakefete2 31
Number one beat you to it. That's ruff.
sterling1113 15
Noticed it too late. :( and I'm out of puns, dog-gonnit.
Tarlachia 33
"I'm not a barking rat, mom!"
201chasew 22
Do you have a hyena laugh?
DanCastellaneta 17
I can't even...
MelTheGreat 23
Try
Mauskau 36
So you can only odd?
NickEd 11
They say laughter is the best medicine. Unless your laughter sounds like a chihuahua barking.
xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
I'm sorry, OP!
davidpropert 32
Cool
abNormal62 23
Did you leave the room with your tail between your legs?
skye147 20
That sucks.aybe you should start laughing all creepy-like, then she defiantly won't mistake you for a tiny dog