Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, I found out that my grandma passed away the morning of my wedding a couple of days ago and my (soon-to-be ex) husband and so-called family all conspired to keep it a secret from me so as not to upset me. FML
Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML
Today, at my wedding, my grandmother special requested a wheelchair, even though she doesn’t and never has needed any kind of assistance walking or standing at all. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why is "paid for the wedding" in quotes? Did she or did she not pay for the wedding? I have to know in order to render my verdict.
Nazmazh 18
Correct me if I'm wrong in my understanding here, but -- The bridal table, as in the head table where the newlyweds and their bridesmaids and groomsmen sit? And generally, just them? Because that's a very strange request/demand to make, even if you're contributing to the wedding. Seems like a very entitled thing for grandma to ask for. Assuming she even vocalized this while seating was being planned.
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Nazmazh 18
Correct me if I'm wrong in my understanding here, but -- The bridal table, as in the head table where the newlyweds and their bridesmaids and groomsmen sit? And generally, just them? Because that's a very strange request/demand to make, even if you're contributing to the wedding. Seems like a very entitled thing for grandma to ask for. Assuming she even vocalized this while seating was being planned.
RichardPencil 32
Why is "paid for the wedding" in quotes? Did she or did she not pay for the wedding? I have to know in order to render my verdict.
TomeDr 25
It doesn’t matter who paid for the wedding. The bridal table is the the bride and groom and the wedding party.
RichardPencil 32
@TomeDr Not all weddings are like that. Some have a head table where the bride and groom sit with their parents and a few other VIPs.
Nikki 17
I also need to know this
Hangryko 32
That begs the question: Why wasn't your grandmother in the wedding party?