Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, even though I help cook and clean on a daily basis, I got called lazy and told I don't do anything around the house. I live with my parents and twin 18-year-old brothers and they all say this. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets, and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints about how wrong I did everything. FML
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me for not cleaning out the coffee machine. When I told her that wasn’t part of my chores and she never asked me to do it, she screamed at me for not doing it out of the kindness of my heart. FML
Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
Next time just don't clean and sit around with your siblings. Let's see if she likes that attitude better
FrostHeart 36
Well, at least you don't have to clean the kitchen anymore. Maybe your mom might even force your siblings to help clean now.
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Comments (98)
mightycocoman 12
I suck.
iSativa 24
There's a button for that.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Captain obvious strikes again.
False_Stupidity 42
Leave your sex life out of this #1
Flaming_Pandas 15
Update: #1's comment was changed from 'that sucks' to 'I suck', so my above comment doesn't make sense anymore (nor do the other two). Don't mind them.
mightycocoman 12
I'm kinda surprised that one of the assholes we call "moderators" changed my post. But whatever.
alitairi 18
I thought the moderator's edit to your comment was better than your own.
JHam12 14
Wow, just Wow
WoldowJR 25
I hate that phrase.
mellajella 14
She's a bitch.
Almighty7urnip 4
Agreed
Z3R0G5 23
There's a button for that #33
Flaming_Pandas 15
#62 Really? Could you help me locate the "She's a bitch" button?
alitairi 18
pretty sure 62 meant theres a button for saying "agreed."
awesomesausage 14
#62 maybe he wanted to comment that. did that ever came up in your mind??
FrostHeart 36
Well, at least you don't have to clean the kitchen anymore. Maybe your mom might even force your siblings to help clean now.
euphoricness 28
Well now you know that as long as you don't have an attitude, you won't need to do chores!
feven 32
Next time just don't clean and sit around with your siblings. Let's see if she likes that attitude better
Starham1 14
Comment approved.
HeyyShayy 15
^There's a button for that
mrmcleod 29
Ironically there's a button for that as well.
mightycocoman 12
Are all the people on here spoiled brats that if they don't listen their parents will just do it for them? My mom would've beat my ass if I did that.
Flyndaran 10
You hit me, your shit gets destroyed. You hit me again, enjoy losing more shit. Thankfully my parents weren't abusive and quickly learned that violence didn't work on me.
winchestinalock 21
Parents, can't ever please them!
LaurenHoff 9
Damn right!!!
pureportedpear 27
Too bad OP, atleast you know you contribuated to the rest of the family having a good time..
maddy_2001 14
Happens to me every day! Haha
CodyXP26 21
They defiantly figure it out