Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend, who is gay, announced that he's getting married. I implored him to not invite my parents and (especially) my grandma, for reasons that I'm sure you can figure out, but he did anyway. Long story short, he's inconsolable. What excellent parents I have. FML
Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, my grandmother informed me that I was rude to her at my wedding two months ago, all because she couldn’t sit at the bridal table, even though she "paid for the wedding." FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
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Top comments
Tarlachia 33
"I despise alcoholics, but I'll still take what I want from your estate when you die."
RjSwegMaster 7
Tell her not to come
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Comments (143)
ktpnothappening 27
congrats! and don't let her ruin your day or your happiness.
flexseal 14
i find this funny. a guy i know is against gay marriage but i found lesbian **** on his computer when i used it. he seems to be fine with THAT but two people of the same gender shouldn't get married? yeah right.
Lily_Rain77 25
ya two women can screw if it's for the pleassure of men, but god forbid they get married
fantasyworld 39
I see that a lot. A guy is against gay marriage but loves lesbian ****.
TallMist 32
If I was you, I'd forget that Grandma there ever even existed. Bigots like that are just ****** up and I totally despise them. I hope you still have a good wedding, OP.
TamedLotus 3
One of my grandmothers did not come because "4 months was too short notice". It made no bit of difference to me that she wasn't there. It's your day!!! Not hers
hoosiergirl94 31
So you're gay?
rocker_chick23 27
It is pretty clear that OP is gay
TallMist 32
It's quite obvious
BrotherPhil 35
No, really?
bethrh 49
Homophobia is a pain in the ass.
rockwrench 18
At least shes going.
Lily_Rain77 25
she wouldn't be if it was my wedding
jtfrisch 22
I don't like gay people, nothing to do with religion or caring about your life choices. But for the most part there all really annoying
Ryan777777777 15
I wouldn't say I despise gays that's like saying gay people are completely different from normal people. Although I wouldn't go to the wedding because God>people
Birdclawz 17
Tell her you'll go to her future funeral for refreshments and nothing more.