Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML
Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are in trouble because they left me home alone for almost two weeks (I'm 16) and my Karen neighbor found out and called social services. FML
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Today, I woke up to see my neighbor's 5-year-old daughter next to me. She said good morning and handed me a note from her dad saying that I owe him and he's cashing in. So, I'm babysitting as her parents escape to the Bahamas for two weeks. My annual two week vacation starts today too. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
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thatdudeguy 0
make love to the babysitter, that will show them.
perdix 31
Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.
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Comments (164)
mz_dia 7
that sucks
skittle68 0
Ah ha ha... I don't blame them tho. If I had a teenager, I would be having visions of parties, and the house being destroyed when I got home. Sucks for you, but it would be hard to enjoy yourself while worrying about that...
valalvax 13
too bad you aren't a dude with a chick for a "babysitter" being paid to ****? yes
zeeindahouse 0
well get an escort service and have her dressed as a babysitter and enjoy!
evanizle 0
bang her
KiddNYC1O 22
What 55 said.
kolk777 10
55 and 77, OP is a girl dumbass. How would a girl bang a girl. Is the sky in your worlds purple too? with rainbow gumdrops when it rains?
poiuytjfffc 0
Heh. Keyword is BABYsitter, u big 17 year old baby, I just want to pinch your cheeks:)
persianjr1 7
slay them
GreatGeak 8
for one, how can you guys tell op is a girl? and for two my parents have my older brother check up on me when they go out....I'm 18.
UofLCardFan08 6
"by wtf (woman) - United States" should give you a clue.
pandaSmore 0
Unless they scissor or something?
claireful 4
I'm 19 and my brother is 15. When my parents went on a cruise they upheld curfew and has people check on us to make sure we were home. they also told the neighbors that if they see any strange cars in front of our house to call the police. oh and they also left on my birthday.
tjv3 10
Hot babysitter sex
Flammin8 0
rise up and slay them!
theboldshadow 11
hahaha wow
KingDingALing 9
Yeah! Slay them with your imaginary ****!
agsilver 14
Well, think of it this way, one more year and you can have sex with the babysitter!
annanonomus 0
Well you are still just a kid...
UhhOhCece126 0
Exactly. Your parents can't leave you home alone for a long period of time anyway, your still a minor. It would probably be different if you were 18. but that still stinks, sorry.
lovemysnubber 0
personally I don't think 17 is "just a kid" if he's never been in trouble before he's probably more mature than normal 17 year olds or doesn't have the balls to get in trouble. regardless I think he shoulda either been able to go with his parents or stay home alone
iownyou676 0
Stop being a stereotypical old person and realize that not every kid is an irresponsible loser. A 17 year old is not a kid. It's so annoying to constantly be told you are say kid when your that age because you aren't.
annanonomus 0
First of all number 90, 24 years of age does not constitute me as old. Secondly, judging by your response, point proven. A 17 year old still has the mentality of an adolescence. if you still act the way you do now in 7 years, then you're still immature and have not learned much, however, you can mark my words: you will think differently when you're my age or older.
tleaf 0
I love that you think you're more mature than everyone because you're 24.
annanonomus 0
I never said I was "more mature than everyone" stupid.
Jonah171 12
But you very clearly implied it. I would like to ask how standing up for herself proves she's immature? I thought it was a pretty good response and that you're simply acting like too much of a jerk to acknowledge it. My point is, many teenagers are mature enough to not be classified as "just some kid." You're 24, and not nearly as wise as you seem to think. Just my two cents...
pandaSmore 0
17 is way too old for a babysitter, and do you really think 18 is going to change much seriously?
kaylapple 1
SHUT THE **** UP #90.
thatdudeguy 0
make love to the babysitter, that will show them.
BrzlnBrwni 0
I totally agree x2222!
starile 20
Or just say the babysitter sexually molested you :D
HairyHobknocker 0
get some from the babysitter. crisis averted
WeirdUp 0
thatis so fun isnt it like a free pristitute
carcinogan 0
how untrustworthy are you? YDI for doing stuff to make yourself untrustworthy
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
OP said they never get in trouble
ImaginaryFoe 1
Not getting into trouble doesn't automatically make a person trustworthy. OP could be incapable of getting himself to school on time, making his own meals, etc.
petergurll 0
hahaha
perdix 31
Is he or she hawt? If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.
SkyEatsJack 4
*hoe
DocBastard 40
A hoe is a garden tool.
johnthesoldier 0
grammar Nazi alert
zexy27 0
14, a hoe is a gardening tool. A ho on the other hand. . .
kenjiisown 1
A ho is a sex tool.
clownman 0
^ win!
mind_geek 15
*Spelling Spetznaz
Almightynegro 0
Have Sex With The Babysitter && Then Blackmail Them. They Can't Tell Your Parents If You Leave Or You Tell The Stranger Danger Babysitter, Haha
elghs2001 0
huh?
Jewelofagal 2
It's probably not so much a matter of trusting you as it is a matter of wanting to make sure you're protected. There are plenty of freaks in this world.