Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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Top comments
mectain 13
I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.
Daxwax 8
You should have done it. She totally deserve it!
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Comments (244)
Khaleesi_26 30
Thats horrible, no one should have to suffer that. Sorry OP.
rachangie 19
I would have had a coworker serve her table, at the very least. I find it incredibly sweet that you couldn't even muster up enough anger to spit in her food, even if she deserved it. I hope you can move past this humiliating experience and use it as a lesson about cold hearted bitches. I feel for you OP and you clearly deserve better.
dabomb0513 10
It's not that he was so sweet he couldn't spit in her food. OPs ex girl KNEW he wouldn't do anything about it. It takes an alpha male to be with a bitch, they are the best!
MidnaLink 35
If you knew she was always a "cold bitch", why would you have stayed with her?
Lil_Red777 21
Love makes people stay in situations they shouldn't. That or loneliness.
MidnaLink 35
I'd rather be lonely than date someone KNOWING they're a "cold bitch".
trellz17 19
Same here Eren
MidnaLink 35
Ha. Now it's Ciel Phantomhive.
worldclassrager 41
That's too bad sorry OP
Grandmastasexy 14
OP when you meet someone that is right for you you'll forget all about her
jamieally92 1
RAY RICE THE BITCH
thedeej 10
I'm sorry to hear OP. That extremely sucks, but hey there is plenty of fish in the sea. I hope you find someone who isn't so cold hearted!
spicedream 8
that's beyond cruelty to just plain evil.
LorynKirkhart41 2
I'm so sorry
Scarylizard1798 23
Dude sucks so much! Cold bitch doesn't deserve u