Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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Top comments
mectain 13
I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.
Daxwax 8
You should have done it. She totally deserve it!
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Comments (244)
inolongercare 19
I would of refused to wait on them! That is just rude!!
angiespook 18
You deserve it only because you kept dating her after knowing she was a "cold bitch." Why date someone like that anyway. Good riddance.
syed121417 22
It's called perseverance. When you care about someone you don't just send them away when there's a sign if trouble because you want to work through the issues and stay together. It's kind of what a stable couple is supposed to do and what people who want a working relationship strive for. I know my boyfriend is an asshole, but he's different around me and has a sweet spot for me. But I won't break up with him because of that. Accepting someone means accepting all of them.
syed121417 22
Who the **** would vote ydi on this?
Ipsum629 13
you the real MVP
skittyskatbrat 19
FYL and F HIS life, too...unless he knew you were her ex. If he didn't know, then he's just going to be another victim :( Could be way worse. You could have knocked her up and be STUCK with her in your life!
metheonlyb 17
Probably the saddest FML ever! Sorry OP. Hope you find someone nice!
lonelycowboy 7
I know the feels, I got dumped almost the same way
xxcaitlannxx 15
Honestly don't be in a relationship if you're going to do this shit. Be considerate of others feelings for ****'s sake
Aenterial 11
I feel your pain, OP. Keep your chin up, though.
mia_marie01 11
Aw I'm sorry, OP! You sound like a nice guy and she sounds like a bitch who doesn't deserve you but just wait, you'll find a nice girl! Good things come to those who wait!