lonely
United States
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hello
United States
Never forget
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
insurgent
Antwerpen, Belgium
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
fucked
Singapore, Singapore
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Cary, United States
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
Stalked
Brno, Czech Republic
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Duped
United States
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
desperategurl
Phoenix, United States
Today, I was so desperate for any kind of male romantic attention that I googled "prison pen pals", and I'm considering writing to one. FML
Forever alone
Hesperia, United States
Sorry…
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
ollie
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Top comments
sean616 3
that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...
jchansfan 0
Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/
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Comments (131)
sean616 3
that's not exactly gonna help you not be lonely...
OhWowFYLindeed 0
I'll get hired. Do I get paid? :D
jadedwaitress 0
I agree with #1. Unless he's mailing you a person with the letter, you're pretty much still in the same boat
sammiller4 3
all the fml's about ppl being single are getting kind of annoying. instead of complaining on fml why don't you go out and try to be with someone?
mattman1994 0
good job op you're one step away from being a hooker
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
hahaha. you should never be that desperate. I'll fins you someone and you can hook up with them. :)
xXLenaXx 0
You the same person that went and bought the "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND" t-shirt two FMLs ago? Definite FYL, man.
sammiller4 3
56 you're freaking gorgeous
DocBastard 40
Quit your bitching and go find someone. Might I suggest a house of worship, library, grocery store, coffee house, bar, etc. If that doesn't work, try for a homeless guy under a bridge. They tend to be lonely.
khadijah32594 3
well yeah your not but i would try to find a guy in mylife if i were you in this situation
kid_sal 0
u can pay me instead, ha.
Hamsterzilla 0
ahw, 21 is cute :3 And OP, u really should date someone instead of complaining about being lonely and hiring people to send you love letters. loooser. damn.
S0_Fricken_CUtE 0
kind of feel lonley too but at least im friends with the girl i like
S0_Fricken_CUtE 0
im cuter than #21 to badd i dont have a pic up....
_TONGAN_ 5
WTF...I Wonder how you feel when you read them...you've Gotta feel weird.
Doodles24500 0
omfgggg seriously, you can't say that people on fml are getting annoying, that's what they do. is complain. lol :) it's trueee
Thizzaholicc 0
How is she one step from being a hooker lmfao?
lindseytaylor201 0
96 so true so true.
immazombeastxD 0
#21 is a guy... and guys don't compare guys with themselves by saying "cuter" unless your gay or a chick
zwreck 1
do that for me too lol
lilfaerie 0
no she's one step from hiring one lol
scvcwcheer 0
not an fml... if you decide to do something why fml about it?
rebbee 0
Poor OP. Maybe try Rsvp or an online dating service instead of posting FMLs???
Gannon1994 0
Yeah, #2 is right, a dating site would be better. Instead of paying for something like that, use the money to go out?
DarkHelmet 10
That is sorry!!! You should've used that money to buy you some sweet love down by the fire instead of a useless love letter!!
immazombeastxD 0
BUY a *****... or a fleshlight...or both o.O
Girreth 7
#2 Should do something about that swelling.
BRBsummer 9
it's completely your fault if you haven't tried.
musicrox1818 0
at least someone said yes to sending you those letters so your not lonely
musicrox1818 0
at least someone said yes to sending those letters to you. now your not so lonely
jchansfan 0
They said yes in exchange for money though... =/
jchansfan 0
Why on earth would you do that? I think you spend more time and energy looking for someone special, rather than looking for someone who will take money to write fake love notes... Like obviously finding someone can be hard, but you'll never get anywhere wasting your time and money on pretend love notes... =/
_streets_ 19
very true, fyl OP, sry to hear your lonely, just go out and tlk and meet some ppl.
Gigglebear 9
That's just sad. Hasn't done the loneliness any help I bet!
nunnie 0
That's so sad :( Don't worry OP you'll find someone :)
FFML_314 12
Is the person writing you the love letters attractive, nice, sweet or outgoing? If so, persue him! Maybe something good will come out of it.
CloudEnvy 17
Pursue him with a net.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"He" is probably actually a chick. As a general rule (note: I didn't say always), we'd be better at writing convincing love notes to strange women. The idea of an anonymous love note business also sounds like a woman's brainchild to me. And I'm kinda bummed I didn't think of it-- it sounds like a potentially huge moneymaker, especially if it also caters to men who want love notes "written" by them sent to their ladies.
FFML_314 12
Lol, very true. I was assuming OP hired a male, because she's a woman. It certainly does sound like the type of business run by women.
Vertigo_911 0
How the hell will reading those love letters make a damn difference?