Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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mectain 13
I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.
Daxwax 8
You should have done it. She totally deserve it!
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Comments (244)
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
That sucks OP. Be glad you're done with the psycho and hope your next gf isn't such a bitch.
gennyv 29
Did she tip?
vlalam 24
I am really sorry buddy' remember it's her loss and not urs.. not everybody understands or deserves true love.. u have a good heart, keep it up!
Vivi99 12
Wow I'm sorry op that girl wasn't worth it if she did that to your face. You'll find a new girlfriend hopefully one that treats you better then that cold bitch.
baba01_fml 17
I require a follow up on this one ! Thank you!
shine999 12
And that is why she is taking advantage of you. Speak up, OP!
catface143 6
dude that sucks
babyladuke76 6
Honestly I think you took the high road not spitting in her food. I'm sure you'll look back and know your the better person. Keep your head high bro!
hangman161 2
I believe everyone does have a conscience... It just might have a delayed fuse sometimes. I honestly think she'll feel bad about this one day. Unfortunately you won't be there for that but I hope you believe it and it brings you solace.
NyQuilSausages 7
Spit in her food and add LOTS of pepper to get her crying