Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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Top comments
mectain 13
I'm really truly sorry for that. that's just cold.
Daxwax 8
You should have done it. She totally deserve it!
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Comments (244)
Sweet_Visions 13
You should have spit in their food and drinks, then piss in it. Revenge is sweet! Don't let emotions hold you back considering she's a cheater..
cjwayy 22
Peeing in her drink is going a little too far...
sweetnsourrr 11
No matter how much you dislike a person never do that shit. Not only is it disgusting, but you look as bad as them. Let Karma do its own Job...
Khaleesi_26 30
Stooping down to someone's lower level isn't worth the trouble OP would get into. At least he still has his pride for actually being civil with her.
Jonesy272 15
not only is it disgusting and extremely low, where would you be able to hide in a kitchen or restaurant to do anything like that to start with.... I agree with #54, Karma is a bigger bitch then anyone.... let her do her thing!
Cameron05233250 15
Stopping down to anyone's level is never worth it. Every time you stoop down to someone else's level, you will get your arse whooped time after time in experience.
hunter81_fml 15
That is completely awful. Very sorry that someone could that another human that way.
countryb_cth 38
There is far to many thats in your sentence
Futacy 30
Would it be going too far to refuse service to her or at the very least have someone else wait on her? What she's doing is completely personal, and it would be totally reasonable.
TheQueen16 10
Yeah but in a work setting you're supposed to put personal issues aside!
Jonesy272 15
true #107 but in saying that I agree with #16 as I'm pretty sure the manager would have understood the situation if he had of asked
trellz17 19
Is this a joke or what?
natalieeliza 11
She doesn't sound like a cold bitch, she sounds psychotic.
iamatoadkisser 15
I think it's a good thing you didn't spit.. If you were caught you could have lost your job and that would have just added salt to injury.. Maybe find something else to get her back that can't lead to losing your job. Sorry that happened that was a jerk move
magnetic_aura 26
Did you mean "insult to injury" because I don't think "salt to injury" is a thing. "salt on open wounds" is, though...
iamatoadkisser 15
Lol yeah.. That was kinda a brain fart...
BBeffedmylife 28
Yay! I'm not the only one to use/mix up phrases wrong! Thanks for the chuckle.
cryssycakesx3 23
o thought it was a play on words, being that OP works in a restaurant
JayVicious 20
i donno, sometimes you form family bonds with people you work with, and if those other workers see/hear what she is doing they will sometimes do shit to your food/drink or be lookout for you while you do it. thats why im always nice to those who make my food. it was brave and actually moronic of her to go there to eat with her new bf. like i saidone of his co workers could just as easily done something to the food. but OP is better off without the ice queen
Aquila_Umbrae 26
That's incredibly sadistic.
chrishaaansen 13
I feel for you man, but you SHOULD have at the very least spit in her food!
duke3012 8
dude I'd have taken a crap on they're plate then said that the side dish is a little something special I cooled up.
hillgerb 16
Wow dude...that seriously sucks. She's a serious b***h
fantasyworld 39
This is where you publicly shame her.