Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I asked the restaurant manager if he could arrange to deliver an engagement ring to me and my girlfriend with our desserts. Desserts came, no ring. That guy wasn’t the manager, just a guy in a suit who legged it with my ring. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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Mirorbo 27
If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.
perdix 31
Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave? No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a ******* desert! (The after-meal treat is a dessert.)
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Comments (144)
Metzler31 17
haha do it so he chokes on it!
katelynjoy 0
It would be in her dessert..
sarahalyssa_fml 0
If you really love her, THEN HIDE THE RING! Samara will come to get him in 7 days.
KingDingALing 9
Take the ring and propose to the girl with it! :D Just kidding. That would be ****** up and it probably wouldn't work. Sucks for you, OP. You should've just told her how you feel about her when you first fell in love with her. Too late now though, she's getting married to someone else.
darlinqqbella 0
Hide it in that dessert reaaaal good. ;D
BigK_Diet_Cola 1
solid jersey, kid
lizzilla8297 2
1: "accidentally" trip when you're delivering it and splatter it all over him. 2: say, "oh that's too bad, but this place is so cheap anyway, and that ring was hideous." 3: take the ring and make a break for it.
mahimalil 0
I agree with #57
RyGan 0
This is only an FML if you are genuinely a good person. I doubt that you are, so just do whatever you want with his ring. Eat it Lose it Sell it Break it Shit it out. So many options
kfrizzle2 4
Do the right thing OP. say really loudly "No I can't hide this ring in you're dessert". Make sure everyone hears.
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
ahaha good one
onlyyoushawty6 0
somehow op reminds me of the stalker on the movie prom night....
hayoudumbass 0
your smokin hot
madarchod 0
steal the ring and sell it and watch movies
PieInTheSky24 0
You should have said "I'm sorry sir I can't hide this ring in you're food, as it goes against health and safety regulations." LOUDLY. Also tell him that the ring looks tacky :)
harmoo_fml 0
aw that sucks :/ sorry op
xpainx 1
i can't believe all the shitheads who voted "your life sucks". no it doesn't! grow the **** up! your ******* fault, and you deserve it for not making your move on her fast enough. do you want me to ******* play a violin and cry a river for you? suck it up, go back home, watch **** and **********. you sad asshole.
ethan043 18
This thread sucks
Mirorbo 27
If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.
Aeope 0
Agreed.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Maybe he did tell her of his feelings and she rejected him--and despite that, he's still in love with her. ...That would suck.
SteamySecrets 0
I agree with #2
Phustercluck 11
Agree, but still makes me /sadface : (
zerobahamut03 2
I agree with #2 on this fml
koolitaliano 0
agreed and if he was rejected, then I suggest OP needs to seriously ge over it.
PANDEMONiUMx3 0
I totally agree. he didn't tell her so it was probably bound to happen !
azhein 0
yeah there's so many FML's were op says the girl I've been in love with for four years. if you haven't tried anything yet it is your fault and if you got rejected get past ot
SexyxLovexAngel 0
agreed.
djsammyc 19
he said dessert
GrapeJuice67 17
Really agree with this
perdix 31
Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave? No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a ******* desert! (The after-meal treat is a dessert.)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Aw, ya beat me to it!
perdix 31
Don't feel too bad. I'll bet the sneaky editors are going to stealthily fix the misspelling up there and make us look like asses that can't read. We'll get, "What are you idiots talking about? It clearly says 'dessert' up there," when they don't realize that we early birds saw the story in its original form.
Spastastic 6
In elementary school, the way I was taught to remember the difference was that desert has one s because there isn't much water, and dessert has two because you always want more. ...****, now I want dessert.
perdix 31
Well, the sneaky editors fixed it, so everyone will just have to take our word that originally it said "desert," and our jokes were hilarious!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*shakes fist at mod who changed it* That's using your powers for evil, y'know!
Doortje 30
They weren't hilarious.... they still are :D
strikeeagle 3
that would be ******* hard to find though! a ring hidden under all the sand!
Icyyy 0
Lol, I was wondering about the spelling! xD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Well, at least it'll be hard to find among all those sand dunes, giving you plenty of time to proclaim your love.
BogJuan 5
105 read the replies. Who is the idiot now?
puffydude1 0
Sounds like a personal problem.
gibby1235 6
get a new phrase man u use that on almost every fml
FLYiN_CLOUD9 4
Awwww)))); yeah get him to choke on it
mintcar 10
Aw, this is incredibly sad. Have you expressed your feelings?
lovelyliz916 5
Well if you let 4 years of your love and life pass you by YDI!! Dummy!!
IRST00PID 0
awh :(
mrahhhhh 21
I'll tell you what Mayor West (from Family Guy) told his left hand while he married his right hand when the left hand tried to "speak now instead of forever hold his (her?) peace" and object to the marriage... Quiet down, you've had your chance!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Heh heh, Paul. That's a human name. What a ridiculous name for a cat!" "Mayooor Wesst, Mayor Weeeest.. a little softer now... Maaayoor Wessst, Mmmmayor Wwwwessst.."