Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML
Today, I found out why the parents whose children I babysit use me so often and on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because their kids hate me, and me being around is their way of punishing them. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I found out that 20 years ago, when my friends would call to talk to me after I started being homeschooled, my parents told them we were moving. We never moved. I could never understand why all of my friends stopped talking to me. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
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Top comments
catkat1988 17
Some day your parents are going to realise the reason why you're not visiting them in their nursing home: You don't want the children of the other residents to find out they're your parents.
DeadHorseman 11
this is beyond ****** up. if you want my email or anything to talk let me know
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Comments (41)
hoosiergirl94 31
Nice guys finish last!
mimi_animee 18
thats, why i'll treat you like trash (someone please get this reference)
nonsensical 26
niga higa!
helptheorphans 17
but... that's not what I really wanna do.
ColdRoxas 18
that means everyone needs to be mean af so we can all finish first :D ....logic....true logic
Creed_Aprooved 12
idk I like to let girls finish before I do
Therid 22
Aaaw. That's so sad. I'm sorry for you, OP.
blcksocks 19
I can't decide which is worse... Parents being embarrassed by their kids or the other way around. I mean look at that penis baguette guy in the other post.
thejonac 21
sorry but your parents are bitches. you sound nice :) get out there and make more friends, you're gonna find pepple who appreciates you for being you
uncle_ssaamm 12
op never said they didnt have enough friends its just their parents are trash
cole66 14
another reason 90% people on this app are trash, this persons comment got buried cause she messed up one thing while trying to make the person feel better.... sad. may the down votes begin
thejonac 21
thanks, really appreciate this :-)
pokemyeyes 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Were you the school bully or bogeypicker?
DeadHorseman 11
this is beyond ****** up. if you want my email or anything to talk let me know
trellz17 19
Showing support gets you thumbed down? Interesting.
jqmalang 17
Some parents... I'm sorry OP but I suggest trying to improve yourself on an activity like sports or learn card magic tricks to show some people. You can make friends easy that way (:
soulreaper12296 28
This has nothing to do with OP not having friends.
Anonypus 20
Wow, I'm sorry OP.
theamazingd 17
My, how the turntables...
everton99 16
Like a DJ?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well, that wasn't very Canadian of them.
EvilLittleMan 23
Wow. What a pair of Canuckleheads.