Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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Top comments
callargh 0
At least she didn't tweet it?
geesquared 0
you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.
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Comments (214)
jengen 0
You should take a pic of your girlfriend while you're having sexy time with her and upload the pic to your facebook as an update.
Bloodknight 22
Wow, you suck at sex don't ya?!
RESTAREA 0
At least she didn't break up with you via changing her relationship on facebook while you were in her! Silver lining :3
Daaniellee1234 8
I love the way this is worded ahaha
kittenkissies 0
"Jane Doe BRB GETTIN LAID, LULZ"
prshusl0l 0
YDI for sucking at sex l0lz @ u
Entity4Infinity 0
im trying to figure out how is she on facebook during this... phone..laptop she keeps by the endtable? i mean really...obviously not into it if you didnt notice her reaching for one of these items
uj_fml 4
facebook on phone prolly
mattypants 0
Haha! So...you didn't bother to ask what she posted on facebook and sharing that with us? And I agree with the first posters. At least you got laid. Learn some new skills if she was bored.
iFruit 0
In her... house? JK.
AlexZB 0
theres a backspace, you don't need to correct yourself publicly
sublime93 0
Totally agree.