Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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Top comments
callargh 0
At least she didn't tweet it?
geesquared 0
you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.
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Comments (214)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
FYL, yes. But how is this different from guys watching sports during sex? That's some guys' dream, from what I hear.
_KEDABITCH_ 0
WTF
theshinepolice 0
ahaha that baby carrot fml was great. nice reference.
seroose 0
291togo wins.. hands down
epicwinmaster 0
guess who just got back today? those wild eyed trolls that hav been away. haven't changed, have a lot to say. but man, i still think them trolls are crazy. THE TROLLS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!!
Upside_Down 0
Dude, you must suck! shake it up a bit. try new positions.
DameGreyWulf 1
This is why electronics should not be allowed in bed during fun times. If she is bored, rather than have her attention detoured, now she is forced to face you about it.
Judge_Mental 0
At least she wasn't twittering...
tp1990 0
one, quit whining you had sex, and two I like the way you phrased the FML, the right phrasing makes it sound much funnier.
kriszillaaaa 0
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