Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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Top comments
callargh 0
At least she didn't tweet it?
geesquared 0
you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.
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Comments (214)
d_a_i_s_e_e 0
number 1. are you really that bad number 2. what did she update it to??
Andyangels27 0
was her update oh my god it's like gods pet iguana. or like anyone up I can talk.
rustyrox 0
You need to improve your moves buddy.
sarahlizzy 0
Surely that's just multitasking?
DickVanDyke 0
Ummm no, the reason he was upset is because she had the time to update her status while having sex with him. That implies that he is not pro at sex. If he was so good at sex, the last thing on her mind should be "Oh, let me check my status!".
shelboo_fml 0
That's awful.
IFMOL 0
LMAO..... multitasking at its finest. that is so crack up.
jaaxx_fml 0
ok to the people saying it depends on her status if he was ant good then she wouldn't be able to do that at the same time
EzZy_Alpha 0
Beatifully worded.
Bekahbones 0
Wowow...lmfao **adds to favourites**