Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
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Top comments
_streets_ 19
Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?
miserypoison 13
Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?
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Comments (248)
_streets_ 19
Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?
Serythvalker 7
Wrong. Crispy bacon is.
iMISFIT 0
It's not official till it's Facebook official!
Abdul888 16
give cookies, get boobies
zbajis 7
48- crispy bacon for guys and cookies for girls!
ImOlivia 5
No! I'd prefer crispy bacon over a cookie any day.
RetardedBullFrog 4
One does not eat the last piece of cookie w/o consent . . .
False_Stupidity 42
I once got into a lot of trouble with my fiancée when I failed to give her a bite of my hotdog.. girls take this food sharing stuff seriously.
DoubleDose 0
just tell her you were going to give it to homeless orphans.
scrapmetal58 9
I like having both crispy bacon and ... Floppy? Bacon... Uncrispy? bacon at the same time. Sorry brain fart. The non-crispy word eludes me.
scrapmetal58 9
Chewy! There, found it. Chewy bacon and crispy bacon together.
DawnMarie11 0
Lol as a server, our restaurant calls 'floppy bacon' LIMP. Which makes the immature part of me giggle every time I write the order for it
StoryOfTheYear 15
There's an easy solution to this, and it's not complicated at all. Dump her ass.
alexchiltonLC 7
What a dumb relationship status. What relationship isn't complicated?
StoryOfTheYear 15
(I'll disregard your first sentence cuz I'm nice ._.) I'd assume that considering it complicated is relative to the average "level of complicatedness". Once something goes overboard and the shit hits the fan things become "complicated".
alexchiltonLC 7
Ok...didn't really mean to reply to you anyway, my bad.
Ricky23J 0
^ lies
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'd believe you, but your profile would lead me to think otherwise.
alexchiltonLC 7
Touché
Palirose 22
I agree to dump her. Because if shes that immature. Than the stress isn't worth it.
allinicolesmh 0
"I'll disregard your comment, but here just let me tell you off..."
ImOlivia 5
He said he would disregard her FIRST sentence. Not the second. -.- Read the comment properly before you reply. :/
alexchiltonLC 7
Oh get over it my comment was not meant to be a reply and did not need to to be regarded by him anyway. That's my opinion I don't give a shit how complicated my relationship is. I'd rather right some jaded status then change to "it's complicated"
stacianichole 2
Why advertise problems within a personal intimate relationship on the Internet in the first place?? WHY???
jizzwold 21
Well 166 that is because most women require drama to make them feel better about their lives.
briannaahhhh 0
thank you!
ZeroZoom 6
I totally agree, dump her.
xXCANUCKSXx 0
You are a complete tool
miserypoison 13
Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?
mishkaroni 15
Thanks for my LOL for the night!
fallsupstairs 6
Damn, I wish I could like this comment more than once!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
No, we dropped Cookie Monster in the Congo after he escaped rehab again. OP's girlfriend is just a whiny bitch.
Feklfekl2222 32
Well give the girl the biscuit
MagicallyFat 12
Give that bitch a cookie. Bitches love cookies
jizzwold 21
Bitches actually love poems
middlekid2 5
That's all good, my girlfriend and I got in an argument and without telling her I just changed my relationship status to "single". Later she messages me saying "dis you seriously just break up with me over Facebook without even telling me" I replied with "I did? Whoops, I meant to change it to "it's complicated";)" ...I got slapped the next day...
KiKiomggg 1
She's being a naive child. Talk to her about it, maybe she thinks that you didn't take her serious enough because you didn't give her the last cookie.. -.-' And.. Girls' mind are very complicated.. Sometimes you need to find a way to understand it.. Or not xD Depends on you OP :P
StoryOfTheYear 15
How can you take someone serious if they decide that their relationship can be changed because of one ******* cooky... I mean cookie.
KiKiomggg 1
That's why I said she's a naive child! And OP can choose to understand her or not. Who knows, maybe they are young, maybe the girl thinks that a freaking cookie matters. OP should seriously think about talking to her. Kk?
ikickgingers 15
Me = girl. Beer good. Sex good. Work money. Keep your dick out of others vaginas. Cookies can be shared. No complexity at all.
jizzwold 21
Alright what kind of competition are we going to hold to decide who can marry ikickgingers?
kaoriblossom 8
HE'S MINE :D
harleyq132 2
dont b stingy bro, if u give her your cookie, she might give you some of hers ;)
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
You shouldve gave it to her. It always pays to be a sweetheart to women haha
fallapart 5
Or she could grow up.
Freeze_fml 17
Make it simple and dump her. Then give her a cookie.
Glockinator 2
Was it a fig newton? I might pull the same thing as that's a pretty serious matter. But wait... Those aren't cookies!! Theirs fruit and cake
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol. Theirs. XD
Glockinator 2
I totally meant they're. It's 340am and I just worked a 14 hour shift. I'm allowed one fail for the day
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol it's fine, you seem chill (Fig Newtons are awesome) so I didn't say anything negative about it. :P I just thought it looked funny.
ImOlivia 5
I think I may be the only person in the world who truly HATES Fig Newtons.
itzthomas 0
Definetly not the only one who truly hates those disgusting things.
white16sox 19
I hate them too
Person1233 13
You people can't be serious...
jizzwold 21
I'm afraid I am. And don't call me people.
Glockinator 2
I am the pickiest eater ever but those little fruit and cake things are amazing to me