Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
New balls
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
We're the main characters
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Push it!
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
New balls
Today, my right testicle popped out during gym class while we were running laps. The teacher saw it and said, “Put that away! There aren’t any balls involved in this activity!” FML
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Put the mouse back in the house, dude
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Check this out
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
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untoldfame 3
When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!
drahcir1994 0
who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p
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elyssarae 0
ewww. bummer.
shoieb9 14
Yup exactly ;)
killerviral 0
u should of said hungery? lol
manofdoom 0
boxers?
ryguy997 0
shoulda asked if she's allegic to nuts.
Gibby_fml 0
YDI for wearing short shorts. (and being a guy... women can wear short shorts)
mystic_star 0
wear some proper underwear you nong
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
#54 You winzz
untoldfame 3
When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation I'm riding an exercise bike with my nuts hanging out!
Stick523 0
that's ******* hilarious
hotgrl 0
dick.. yum ;)
magenkyo 0
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Punk_Junkies 0
well at least ur balls dropped, didn't it?
customparachute 0
only one :)
magenkyo 0
who cares just say sorry or something. in any case she didn't think it was on purpose
FMLFawly 0
Female-gym friend lol. Shouldve offered her some happy sacks/snow globes.
drahcir1994 0
who wears short shorts,.. you do. =p
quintus5446 0
you are either the man with the gigantic furry meat grenades on the planet deserving mention in Guiness' Book or Ripley's collection of oddities, or you are still wearing the shorts you bought in '74 with the matching sweatband and rollerskates. either way, kudos to you!
Dopeyrox 0
this just made me laugh. maybe she was staring because she liked those nuts