Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML
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Top comments
UnicornWine 22
Maybe she didn't get the hint the first four times...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Put her in "limited profile", she won't have access to your feed or pictures and won't be able to post. Problem solved.
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Comments (74)
UnicornWine 22
Maybe she didn't get the hint the first four times...
cakefete2 31
Fifth time is a charm.
Jreslier 15
One time I didn't care, oh wait that time is now!
silvercamaro 22
I think she missed the memo at last weeks meeting
urdirtyolduncle 15
She's checking too see whether you're really working or facebooking
BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Maybe you could reject her for the 5th time? See if she gets the message then...
Soviet_American 29
Well so much for the whole,"The Third Times a Charm"
lishajoy777 14
No didn't you see #16s comment. 5th times the charm.
False_Stupidity 42
And if it still doesn't work then the 6th time becomes the charm etc...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Put her in "limited profile", she won't have access to your feed or pictures and won't be able to post. Problem solved.
TiaBug 13
Yeah, I still don't trust it
jc1015 25
just flat out block her then. that way she won't even be able to find your profile or send a request
ironheart98 14
I have done that in the past. It's like being friends but yet they still can't see anything of yours. It's wonderful
graceface1031 7
Maybe she's worried that her boss, being the horrible person that he/she is, will fire her?
cartedor 18
limited and restricted.....
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Give zero access. Don't even entertain that nonsense. Your boss is trying to spy on you in a backhanded way.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
How unprofessional.
SexyQueen0905 24
You should call in ************ Jones to take her out.
DoubleDosexo 12
they do it to see if you're a good employee. if you do drugs, other illegal stuff, talk shit about work or other employees. doing that type stuff, isn't professional, regardless if it happens at work or not.
Echoa21 18
What happens in someone's personal time is their business. It doesn't have to be professional.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
So 65, you are professional 24/7?
weveallbeenthere 30
Sounds like she may not take the rejection well, ( she can't take a hint ), but I still wouldn't add her.
ELoni_fml 25
If you just don't accept it it gets buried in the dark corners of Facebook nobody ever comes and she can't send you new ones
thief1434 23
Unless she cancels her current request, then she can send a new one.
ELoni_fml 25
Damn, youre right, I forgot about the levels of lowness horrible bosses might stoop to
Earths_Venus 25
Don't add her. It'll come back to bite you in the arse. Speaking from experience.
PoisonOrchid 21
Me too. Bosses and facebook are a recipe for disaster!
pwnman 33
Don't you mean ingredient?
crazytwinsmom 25
My boss who is basically a nice person tried to friend me but I have a lot of ex co workers friends on there already that bitch about the company and bosses. Not a good combo. I stopped using that acct and opened one just for family and really close friends not work people.
teentee401 37
Don't clicks accept or decline. She can't keep sending requests and you won't have to worry about it.
whatafuckup 14
Why don't you just ignore it.. Or accept and then unfriend :) there you have a solution.
jazzy_123 20
that's even worse than rejecting the request
KingDead 18
I would keep it professional and tell her that that is apart of your personal life, which you would like to keep private. And if she doesn't follow, block her! It's the best feeling sometimes.
cartedor 18
bad bad bad, super bad advice, you do that, you can kiss your payrise and bonus goodbye