Today, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroom when my boyfriend and I left for Walmart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier dumped the contents of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my shorts and a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML
Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
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silly248 0
wow, look at the bag, ydi
MelanieBerrigan 0
hahahahah thats hilarious and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny
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silly248 0
wow, look at the bag, ydi
kapowi 0
YDI for sure. First of all, you're grabbing a plastic bag from your room. Check it before putting shorts in to return. Second of all, they're shorts. Surely they're not too much trouble to carry by themselves, without a bag? Idiot.
were_giraffe 2
yeah YDI for saving a used condom in a bag and then trying to return shorts that were next to the used condom i hope they refused the return due to the fact that the shorts might have come in contact with your boyfriend's semen. i feel bad for the workers there, especially since you felt it was acceptable to give them something like this. that's disgusting
lexiBRo 0
Im sure the condom didn't weigh the bag down so it was easy to mistake it as being empty, and most people put items in a bag when they are going to return them as a way of letting everyone know they brought the item in the store with them. Extremely embarrassing OP. FYL
KumoFF7 3
SECOND
SweetieLish 0
No one cares, in case you were wondering.
spidergirl41 0
You obviously care enough yourself to hit "Reply" to a random stranger who simply said "Second". Nice going. xD I love comments like yours. It's what I like to call, "Owned by yourself" :D
KumoFF7 3
thanks #14, i was just about to say that ^_^ *hugs for you*
__ColoradoSunris 0
no...we're just informing you that no-one cares.
humorizer 14
Kumo, I invented a joke about this a long time ago. Here's how you do it... Reply to someone with this: "RING RING!!! Huh? What is that? Oh wait, it's just your SELF OWN ringing! BURNNNNNNN!!!!!"
cherrypieguy 0
He's not a random stranger he's kumoff the greatest troll of all time!
SulfurPlague 0
I care <3
doubleAbattery 0
Um, you should have checked the bag first?
swjeemtys 0
haha wow..that sucks...
justmyluck1212 0
yowwwwchhh...
loverslanex3 0
Maybe you should have looked in the bag first, YDI.
xxorganizedmess 0
This is why you check the bag, and don't "grab the nearest one."
ShadowNine 0
omg shameeee (: haha YDI for not noticing when you put them in.
MelanieBerrigan 0
hahahahah thats hilarious and okay who checks an empty bag? a used condom has like no weight, she probably thought it was empty, wow you guys are dumb. fyl but its really funny
spidergirl41 0
Heh. Hooray, good job! Not so much an FYL, more like FYM (F-your-month) because HEY at least you can get laid!!! :D
Hitsuki_fml 0
F you mouth lol nice! I still find it funny there was condom in their quite embarrassing totally sucks!
girlskill 0
month, not mouth.