Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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Top comments
callargh 0
At least she didn't tweet it?
geesquared 0
you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.
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Comments (214)
DresdenB17 0
obviously fake...
Lolatyoux3 0
LMFAOOO !
theSloppyJoe 0
Facebok is evil.
diet_otaku 0
THANK YOU. i totally agree.
zomblover 0
SERIOUSLY... HOW DOES SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS SHIT MAKE IT ON HERE??
allstar21 0
FYL but ******* awsome wording
SookMauNoots 0
soo fyl cuz u got laid? dumbass
jt8787 0
wait....you LET this happen?!? hahahaha fucck. i tossed my ex's phone off her bed (onto a pillow) when it rang while we were doing it hahaha. then again i also never had to worry about making her bored enough during sex to wanna change her status at that particular time in the first place...so yeah, fyl you suck at sex
judgeymcjudge 0
Wow, man, you must be really ******* boring.
Atomic_Bombz 0
You were lucky to have gotten laid in the first place its not liked she stopped to update her status
reyes07 0
WTF is not only our(guys) respansability for good sex girls have to work at it too and If she decided to update her facebook status whilebu were in her u do the same next time update ur status too with ur mobile device iPod touch bla bla bla screw her if she does that again dump her