Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
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Top comments
evangldbrg 0
Another reason FB needs a dislike button as well...but seriously, FYL dude.
NuclearWinter 0
Ouch. Don't get torn up about it. You're too good for her.
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Comments (63)
NuclearWinter 0
Ouch. Don't get torn up about it. You're too good for her.
truslide 0
you don't "date" a girlfriend. Dating a girl doesn't mean she's yours. Dating is the step before a relationship. please realize this and you will save yourself from major heartache in the future.
senior_dingdong 0
lol get ript you just encouraged your "girlfriend" to be lesbian!!! OR told her its cool to cheat lolerskates random troll lols at you YDI for being too quick
evangldbrg 0
Another reason FB needs a dislike button as well...but seriously, FYL dude.
chippa 24
Hahah, well said, bro. You know what you could have done is press "unlike" right after and said you liked it then unliked it so it could be like you disliked it... Never mind.
acd23 0
Agreed, haha. I've seen some status my friends post about being sick, and there's not a way to Dislike it to show that you don't like that they are sick. (as an example)
pinky0090 0
This is extremely similar to #3395339. But ya FB needs a dislike button for sure! I too have run into situations where a friend is sick or something and I don't want to "like" the fact that he/she is sick.
idk_much_ok 0
Facebook has an "Unlike" button after you click like, so just click that idiot...
likeOMGwow 0
yeah...idk why people always forget theres an "unlike" button lol
DaBombb316 0
was she just playing around, or messing around behind your back?
chinolatino 0
Quick! Unlike it!
adavis24 0
I've had that happen!! and I liked it on purpose, and decided I'd let her be the next one to talk to me.. we haven't talked since!
Rowdey 10
75 - You're picture is super, super creepy..
oogyboogy 6
you deserve it a little because you didnt read it but not as much that sucks
captainamerica50 0
Haha pwn3d
MotaIsLove 0
Thats why i prefer myspace over facebook.
caticaticati 3
Because myspace doesn't show the names so you can't see when the woman you thought was your girlfriend is dating another man?
redbluegreen 41
That's always a plus. (;
peppy29 2
Ouch. I'm sorry. FYL. That really sucks.
eggnogg 0
word to your mother
BW3Cmart 3
Sux for you man.