Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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Top comments
callargh 0
At least she didn't tweet it?
geesquared 0
you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.
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Comments (214)
ShortyBBangin 0
AHAHAHA...sorrry, its kinda funny.
slapshot0584 0
So wait, did you post this while still "in" her?
AshleyRose784 0
I suppose it really depends on what the update said
ReinaJay 13
its ur fault for not pleasing her of course she got bored
jereinhorn 0
There are two options here...either the sex was so damn good she just had to share with all of the world, or it was so damn bad, she just had to share with all of the world. Either way you are a ledgend
billchilled 0
Get a 25 inches long by 12 inches thick ***** and shove that inside her and ask her if she still wants to update her facebook status. FYL
thequickredofox 0
the correct status update for that scenario is "just dumped my abusive boyfriend and reported him to the cops for sexual assault". Think before you type..... oh wait, you did think didn't you, that's sad and a little disturbing
billchilled 0
Real funny freakhead
arliies 0
tht means ur bad in bed! i do this kind of stuff when i get bored while hving sex
ithappenz 0
U still got laid on the bright side
tommyboy1392 0
just gag her with your pecker and cum on her computer
Nightfallz 0
ydi for saying no let me correct myself. use the ******* backspace key you idiot.