Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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Top comments
anon80214 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
madisonnnnn13 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
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Comments (72)
plaguer 26
A wet rag and bag of ice sounds like your new best friend.
heythere131630 9
Actually your best friend from now on should be some good old fashion hair removal cream and or wax. You don't want any more damaged goods.
SuperDanielNL 23
Don't take any asparin or drink alcohol, that thins your blood and the bleeding takes even longer to stop. Learned that trick in a John Irving novel.
DefiningDivine 13
Just keep those legs open. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
vampire1618 5
Though not all can tolerate wax and accidentally get hair removal cream on a too sensitive spot of skin, even a tiny drop, you get a chemical burn and it would still hurt to close your legs.
ShyAnn29 15
1, I read bag of rice instead of ice, I was like "what the hell would rice do!?" lol
T1A2Z3 35
😂😂 It's a ****** not a phone 😂😂😂
DLBL 23
A bag if rice from the freezer.
anon80214 15
Just reading that made me cringe. FYL, op.
courtney680 17
It's happened to me before too..
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Same here... sort of.
courtney680 17
Creep ass..
expertsmilee 26
Now now, lets not judge each other 15 lest your BEAUTIFUL self be judged in turn...
Neyuu 18
Those double standards.
Mossears133 15
15- something tells me you're a little new here -.-
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Perhaps I should clarify... men do that sort of grooming too. Some of nature's 'forests' need to be cut down. :-)
ThePrestige 12
suddenly,I dont like you.
madisonnnnn13 11
Because one period at a time just isn't enough.
TwinChapter 15
I just died on the inside reading that. Hope you get better soon OP!
ironik69 31
They make a "no bleed" stick. Its on the same aisle as the razors....for people who just aren't careful enough sometimes.
Overcome6788 3
Try some vaseline instead.
Keevarou 17
Or hot candle wax or treesap?
zandalee 20
Bloody hell!
peanutfoo 19
Haha I see what you did there ;)
lexi365 20
Thanks Captain Obvious....
WinMan 7
The fact she was shaving probaby indicates her legs werent going to be closed anyway. I guess she lucked out but yah that sucks.
Hamz1989 13
Ouch you should probably call and tell your mom about it to get some help.
jessie1 9
Or maybe OP isn't 14 and can take care of herself...
Bubbelz 25
And yet she's bleeding between her legs. Unnaturally.
Gaga_is_God6969 13
How did you manage to cut yourself THREE times?! Were you shaving with a machete? FYL.
SunAndMoon427 12
Three blade razor maybe? If it slipped horizontally, that could easily happen. Painful as hell still either way.
dchiam 11
Oh man, reading that made me cringe.
mansen 15
that 5 blade razor...one little slip with that thing and oh god...weirdest looking cut (s) ever or suddenly a chunk of you is missing that you are now screaming over.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
I'm a guy, but I still covered my crotch after reading that... I hope it heals soon, OP!