Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
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Top comments
hpl_fml 0
wow just wow
karro 1
lol maybe she means talking? lol
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Comments (170)
lickmyjock 0
holla at your boy Arkansas represent!
Sparkiee93 3
Aw poor you, you have a girlfriend who gives great head XD Is that like, every man's worse nightmare?
48Connor 10
ahaha nice
sexyblonde78 0
at least she can give you a good ********! :) and cuz she is probably a **** she'll give you one if you ask!
urielxxx 0
yes your chick has talent
dealwithit84 0
her gift is your curse
zinabie 0
#60 I agree!! hahaha OP ask her to prove it to ya ;)
BeyondUno 0
lmao that's priceless.
thicknthehips 0
this is def a FML moment. who wants a gf that's already been w/ everyone else?
ImaginaryFoe 1
I doubt she actually meant it the way it sounds.
star_86 0
agreed, I think she just means she us a good talker or something. But expressed herself in a funny way. OP, you deserved it for not understanding what she was saying..
star_86 0
*is stupid iPhone =)
jackie_loka 0
haha whoreeee. like Evangelina :D
OIFMedic 0
haha, she must have some good DSL's (d$@k sucking lips)!!