thanks..?
Take it while you can
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
black and yellow
Salinas, United States
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
JulietMarie
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
gottaflossmoreoften
Bucharest, Romania
Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML
Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
anon
United States
Drill baby drill
Today, my dentist told me I have 8 cavities. I'd jokingly bragged about never having a single cavity for 25 years right before he started checking. He laughed and said, "Well, that lucky streak is over!" then went on to drill the shit out of my teeth. I still can't feel the left side of my face. FML
bdogge99
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Take what you can get
Today, I got the most action I've had in about 3 years when my dentist pressed her boobs against the top of my head to fill my cavities. I really need to get me a girlfriend. FML
David04
Bad time for jokes
Today, at the dentist, I was trying to make myself comfortable while he did his thing to my teeth. While my mouth was full of tools, he asked, “So how’s your day going so far?” My reply came out as, “Mrrgh purr blobby noff nay blobby blobby.” The dentist laughed and said, “I was kidding, you’re not supposed to talk right now.” FML
LadyLou
Australia
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
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ahabsfan 17
What have you been doing for the dentist? I hope your dental work is free or at least discounted.
jkjorn 18
A good dentist also inspects your tongue for signs of problems (cancers etc).. mine once told me I have a "geographic tongue", whatever the hell that means.
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ahabsfan 17
What have you been doing for the dentist? I hope your dental work is free or at least discounted.
RichardPencil 32
My dentist is an attractive woman. I WISH she’d compliment my tongue!😜😂😂😂
wanted_2_want 40
I really hope your dentist wasn’t Dr Hannibal Lecter!!
weaboo 12
“Today someone complimented me FML”
Yudith 28
Have you ever been told that you have beautiful white eyeballs?
jkjorn 18
A good dentist also inspects your tongue for signs of problems (cancers etc).. mine once told me I have a "geographic tongue", whatever the hell that means.
Jacob Burton Simmons 2
How is that a fml?