Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounded a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML
Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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Top comments
thatnucca 36
Not very nice, but we can't all be great singers OP... Become a well known comedian and add singing to your act... Win-Win!
dude_itskayley 17
Don't be discouraged! This doesn't necessarily mean you're a poor singer. Maybe your voice is just very unique. Originality is everything. Good luck OP! (:
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thatnucca 36
Not very nice, but we can't all be great singers OP... Become a well known comedian and add singing to your act... Win-Win!
doddz69 8
Well, people do say your natural voice comes out when your singing... best of luck.
species4872 20
Are you related to Mel Blanc? (Mel Blanc done the voice for bugs bunny and others)
dude_itskayley 17
Don't be discouraged! This doesn't necessarily mean you're a poor singer. Maybe your voice is just very unique. Originality is everything. Good luck OP! (: