Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
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persianality 0
hahaha
helloello 2
ah this bring me back to the days of 9th grade and round there. msn use to be the bee's knees
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Comments (125)
persianality 0
hahaha
FaiIedAtLife 0
epic loss
Jandude 9
Nothing to be ashamed of, this more of a woops! then a FML
hollisterlover 0
what did u say?! haaha
mitch707 0
Lol this is actually a funny one =)
silvereyedpuma 0
ehehehehe ydi!
woofis 0
agreed 13. ur just watching some ****.
DGross 8
Agreed... b/c they were chatting I figure they weren't at the same place and at least that is a lot better than him cheating on you... Still awkward but it's honestly not a big deal... 2% will admit it, the other 97% will lie about it and that 1% well every 3 weeks or so they wake up to a surprise... The only problem I can see is if he's turning to that even if your around...
bunny911 16
I love how dgross istalking to the OP's girlfriend and not to the OP lol
TripleJumpMan 0
oops! looks like someone forgot to boost!
Horney4her69 0
"well if you were here honey, I wouldn't need that"
ashlynn610 12
ahahahahahahaha!!!
Nate25 0
"oops! look like someone forgot to boost!" AAAHHHAHAHAHHAHA
ryguy1997 0
well op your nickname suits you well.
Monikabug 9
@46, I agree with everything you said. Now listen ladies, our men look at ****. So what? You could be the most beautiful woman in the world with crazy skill in bed, and he will STILL look. I hate it when girls get all upset because their boyfriends look at ****, or have dirty magazines, like it's a bad thing. He is still with you, he is not cheating on you. Get over it. It's ****. ._.
Justin714 1
agree with 13... it's a good opportunity to ask her to watch it with u sometime too. def not a fml
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree with Monika and dgross.... it's ****, so what? even I watch ****!
srunano 4
Everyone knows the "internet is for ****"....youtube that
GLOCKMAMA 0
Well that may apply 2 dating but when ur married it's different. He said I do so I now own his ass. I say no ****, there better not b any.
joker141 0
she probaly has lesbian **** on hers
joker141 0
Stfu dgross everysingle post I see of yours are long ass essays what r u a philosopher?
Monikabug 9
@79 No, he just says what comes to his mind, and he is smart so he has a lot to say. This makes his comments worth reading. :) Unlike yours. :)
joker141 0
ur lucky ur pretty lol and nooo there not worth reason cu there always sum overthought statement
joker141 0
reading*
Monikabug 9
I have to disagree. I am tired of all the dumb, predictable comments. His are refreshing and thoughtful, sometimes even funny. But oh well, not everyone is going to like everyone else, right? :P
AlcaSMT 0
At least it wasn't gay or some bizarre fetish...was it?
acoti 0
Agreed with the **** supporters. **** is just something we use to get rid of a boner in the most pleasant way possible, it's not like we're making love to the actors which is what separates it from having sex with you (making love). Besides, do you think we wank off to blank images and thoughts in our head? I didn't think so.
Ashurii328 0
My husband watches ****, but it is VERY seldom. One of the greatest things we have done in bed he derived the idea from a porno he watched. Now, if your man watches it all the time, and pays more attention to it than you, you're doing something wrong. Lol.
JustJess666 0
it's very true men and women watch it and it's not cheating! why the hell people get so worked up about it is beyond me
calley1011 0
so what if he watches it even if u are marriedd???
Resquall 0
Nice fail.
thedevil96 0
yid for being on msn
bunny911 16
you it deserve?? ftw
Str3amingcolors 0
LOL
garuru 4
what was the site you know just for refrence haha1 st
locomotion 0
Nope!
FaiIedAtLife 0
www.2g1c.org
sleekRelease 0
8: Troll failure. And I mean epic failure. just like this bloody flood thing. Apparently I can't post more than one comment in 3 minutes. Floods are about 20 seconds on sites a lot more active than this.
bunny911 16
wow those mods work fast. apparently they don't like ppl that know how to beat the system :p as I was saying, to #10, if you restart the app after you leave a comment, it doesn't give you that anti flood crap.
sleekRelease 0
YDI for watching Bob the Builder gay ****.
TrollGrammarNazi 0
fail
UrNotFunny 0
4 is not funny.
abcnonamecba 0
I lol'd at u
BeyondUno 0
ydi for not having a gf that can't satisfy you haha.
BeautyMonster 17
Ever hear of cropping?
bihero 0
lol... win for ur gf...
terriibabiiix23 0
that must have been embarrassing...
Jbiebs82 0
Tell her because you miss her?
LA_Barbie 11
hahaha ^_^ oopsie!