Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
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Top comments
hpl_fml 0
wow just wow
karro 1
lol maybe she means talking? lol
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Comments (170)
JBigDaddy 0
so instead of asking her to prove it you bitched about it on fml?
ssch 0
she can sing?.... jk she blows well
abbylovesdahlia 0
Just more experience for you..
koerviipns 0
Is this a contest? And more importantly can I be a judge?
lpnkprincess 0
r u, r u really I bet ur not!! :p
kenta_fml 0
why are you the only one who doesnt know?
redeemer96 3
Whoooore.
maxman32 0
FML... no not at all STFU
MaxyK35 0
well let us know when you can confirm that. seriously though, surely that's a good thing to know? (apart from the fact she's clearly a ****)
LynzCatastrophe 0
How is this an FML? Your dirty mind could have gone in a wrong direction, however if she is talented with her mouth, you should think of this positively because that means you can get special talent too ^^