Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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Top comments
spinningrecords 14
I’d ask for clarification, could be an opportunity to become a better person. …or it could be an opportunity to move on.
RichardPencil 32
Fishing for compliments rarely ends well.
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Comments (4)
Thomas Swain 11
Time to move on then. Don't stay with someone who doesn't appreciate you for you.
spinningrecords 14
I’d ask for clarification, could be an opportunity to become a better person. …or it could be an opportunity to move on.
RichardPencil 32
Fishing for compliments rarely ends well.
ahabsfan 17
If she didn’t piss herself then I’d say that’s a win.