Anonymous
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
ak.
United States
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
womanlover12345
Spain
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Anonymous
Lihue, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
OT's Mom
Australia
Thanks, I think?
Today, my toddler gave me a compliment. She said, "Mommy, you’re so pretty... when the lights are off." FML
ITalkGood
France
Bad sign
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
showerpower
United States
Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
PDA FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I’m pretty old, but even I know that her reply was a good thing for you. Were you fishing for a compliment in return?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Leave now, before it's too late.
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Comments (9)
ambiko 19
She’s a G.
jbuckets_404 39
"G?" Huh? And is the GF responding that OP is "lit" ie, high, in order to explain the cause of his compliment?
FtheHumanity 17
Forget it, J. It's kiddieland. I think she was signaling that she appreciated the compliment, that it was "lit." The correct response, I think, is Thank You, but IBF if I know for sure.
RichardPencil 32
I’m pretty old, but even I know that her reply was a good thing for you. Were you fishing for a compliment in return?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Leave now, before it's too late.
thomasthedankengine 11
shes perfect
mamma97 3
Savage.
FtheHumanity 17
Haha, you kids today! BIMD we would have said kick her behind to the curb.
1gullible_bugger 34
That a good thing, but this is the way it goes in this new generation that can't seem to spell out complete sentences anymore.