Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-girlfriend sent me an email. I was excited that she wanted to make amends for cheating on me before I dumped her. No, the email had a photo of her making out with the guy she cheated on me with, and the caption, "What you wish you still had". FML
Today, after being unable to convince my crush her boyfriend is cheating on her, I showed her footage of him kissing another woman. Turns out, not only is he not cheating, but she and him are in a polyamorous relationship with that woman. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
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wilcas713 0
sorry to hear that dude. just tell her she doesnt deserve u and break up with her
Mauskau 36
why didn't you leave her when you found out she cheated?
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Comments (118)
LebowskiAchiever 3
Slap a bitch then get her in the kitchen to make you a sammich!
EODgf 7
what a *****. but it is nice when a guy is an awesome kisser. learn to be a better kisser dude
The_grumpy_bear 0
Why didn't you dump her ass the first time she cheated on you? If she wanted a better kisser, she should have talked to you about improving. ydi for not dumping her in the first place.
wilcas713 0
sorry to hear that dude. just tell her she doesnt deserve u and break up with her
Miss_Blaine 18
Piss off! Op deserves better than a hoe :)
happykate120 0
well the kissing ability is always the deal breaker...
CallMeHush 1
A scene frim one of my favorite movies comes to mind... Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss. Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that. Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
Dragons_corner 6
yep time to pull the shotgun out lol
EffinAhole 0
What a C U Next Tuesday! Once a cheater always a cheater.
caboose261 0
Be a man and do what you need too, and if she still throws the "He's a better kisser" in your face, break his face. See who's the better kisser then lol
AlyWallyy 0
I bet ur abuse to girls
SarahBearXoX 0
"yeah well he'd need to have a lot of skill in kissing to make up for your sloppiness."
MassEffectNerd 0
slap a bitch
TBfml15 9
Or worse
Mauskau 36
why didn't you leave her when you found out she cheated?
godofcyanide 8
Exactly my thinking. YDI for still being with her.